It's THAT Time

If you are a woman then you probably already know this. If you are a man you have probably experienced this. If not, then I will try to enlighten you.

There is a time during a woman's cycle, usually one to two weeks after menstruation, called ovulation. This is a time when a woman's body is physically readying itself to conceive or in my case receive. I don't have to keep track because my body tells me when it's this time.

I know it's time because all I can think of when I look at a man is what he can do for me. I seem to smile uncontrollably thinking of the carnal pleasures that await me. All he has to do is glance at me and I'm wet. If he touches me, my heart races and my loins tingle. I can think of nothing else. The sad part is that it doesn't matter who he is or what he looks like . Why can't I stop thinking like this?

I see a guy and I'm picturing my legs wrapped around his head and me screaming, "Holy Hell". I'm smiling just thinking of it.

I'm thinking I'm not the only one who has this affliction but if I had it all the time then I guess I would be a man. So please God, send me a servant. If you're a man and you see me giving you the look, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!