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    Wednesday, November 16, 2005

    It's THAT Time

    If you are a woman then you probably already know this. If you are a man you have probably experienced this. If not, then I will try to enlighten you.

    There is a time during a woman's cycle, usually one to two weeks after menstruation, called ovulation. This is a time when a woman's body is physically readying itself to conceive or in my case receive. I don't have to keep track because my body tells me when it's this time.

    I know it's time because all I can think of when I look at a man is what he can do for me. I seem to smile uncontrollably thinking of the carnal pleasures that await me. All he has to do is glance at me and I'm wet. If he touches me, my heart races and my loins tingle. I can think of nothing else. The sad part is that it doesn't matter who he is or what he looks like . Why can't I stop thinking like this?

    I see a guy and I'm picturing my legs wrapped around his head and me screaming, "Holy Hell". I'm smiling just thinking of it.

    I'm thinking I'm not the only one who has this affliction but if I had it all the time then I guess I would be a man. So please God, send me a servant. If you're a man and you see me giving you the look, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

    11 comments:

    pantylines said...

    Good to know....so I need to make sure I find a gathering of women that are in this state constantly...:-)

    figleaf said...

    Hey Jenn,

    I know how you feel. Ok, actually I don't but I know a lot of other people who do. Usually, though not always, when they're ovulating.

    In a way I'm glad you get to experience that itch because it sounds great but I know it's not so hot if you don't have someone special on hand to scratch it with.

    Take care,

    figleaf

    ken said...

    i love that point of the month....my gf is ravenous....what is a little "mess" compared to the unbridled pleasure fest....growling with delight!!!!!meet me on the beach jenn.....

    Oswald Croll said...

    I feel so used. All that time I thought women dug me but just had the balls to show it one week out of the month. Turns out that is just when services are needed....
    Funny post, made me chuckle.....and horny?

    Os

    Smokehouse said...

    You could certainly wrap your legs around my neck. My talented tongue would then take over.

    The Seeker said...

    Ah, if only the skin tone changed to a non-normal color or some other visible means of seeing this 'need'. Men are blind hadn't you noticed? You'll have to actually spell it out for him. Please do...

    SignGurl said...

    Pantylines~glad to be of service

    figleaf~are you offerin' me somethin'?

    Ken~I'm waiting on the beach, baby

    Oswald~you know that's all you're good for ;)

    smokehouse~I'd like to meet that talented tongue

    seeker~oh, like you need any help with the ladies. Just use one of your hot stories on her and she'll melt like butter on a fat woman's ass. Oh, that's not a pretty analogy, I'll try again, she'll melt like a snowflake on your tongue.

    figleaf said...

    I'm sorry I can't offer you anything but encouragement. Very sorry.

    I liked your HNT post though.

    Take care,

    figleaf

    SignGurl said...

    Figleaf~you shot me down on my own blog. :(

    Sucks to be me!

    Chrissie said...

    LOL... i dont have the equipment to ovulate so i really have no excuse as to why i feel that way 90% of the time?? Maybe its habit? LOL

    barman said...

    Wow, so there is hope for me after all!

    Why are you looking at me like that? Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? Oh dear...