Holiday Gifts To My Blogger Friends

I stole this picture from Duane because he wrapped these himself (talented bastard! click on the picture to see more.) and the images I came up with were not worthy. I hope he doesn't mind.

I have decided I would give all my blogger friends gifts for the holidays. I was actually lying awake last night until 2 am thinking about it. Am I rich you ask? Not exactly. I will give the present that I think from what I know about you, you would like. In a perfect world these are the things I would give:

To Gigi I give you your "Joe". He will love and honor you the way you deserve, treating you like a princess. His desire for you will be insatiable and you will have all the sex you desire.

HCG will come and sweep you off your feet Sass. He will want to have children immediately.

Chrissie seems to have everything she wants as far as I know. So I will give you happy kids who will excel in all that they do.

I bestow a long life with Madeline filled with joy for Deb and a warm bed in which to play.

MamaKBear gets a happy family including the 5 year old she's been hoping for.

Because she is fun and hot, I give Roxi all the good times she can handle.

To Cutie, I give the man of her desires who will be at her beck and call.

A life without pain and illness for Tami is what I wish.

Wendy gets multiple O's and big tips (not tits, although maybe she would like big tits too. Let me know W.)

For Big Pissy, shopping without regard to money.

The woman he writes so seductively of goes to The Seeker.

A woman with the body of a stripper who loves every inch of you to Dzer.

Mike is another one who seems to have it all so to you I'll give money because everyone can use money.

A G5 Macintosh for Ken for the sign making business.

You know what I would give you, Rob.

To Sheets, the anonymity that you search for.

Barman, I give you all the niceness returned to you that you seem to give to others.

The fame and glory that a musician of your caliber should receive to Top Cat.

If I have forgotten anyone, let me know, I'm Mrs. Effing Claus you know! I hope everyone has a great holiday season!

Edit~My new slam pig informed me that I forgot him. To my dragon lover Calzone, I give you an inebriated me. Do with me what you will. I also give you the gift of drug rehab.