I'm with Suze. It's the kindergarten mentality. You either ignore the boy you like or you kick the girl you like. He is obviously a genderconfused crossing guard who is ignoring you because he likes you.
Me: I think I am getting fat. Son: No, you aren't getting fat. Me: I'm not??? *elated* Son: Nope. You've already been fat for a long time, mommy. You aren't getting there.
Me: *serving 10-20 in a state pen for the murder of my own child*
SG, no matter what your kid said I think there was no winner to be found. In their eyes you are Mom, enough said. You know they love you, they just may not show you or tell you to much until they are in their 20s.
As to the crossing guard ... let me fill in for a day and I promiss you a big old smile and a friendly hello ... for starters.
I'm a mother of two amazing daughters. Sign making is my business from design to installation. I had gastric bypass surgery on October 25, 2006 and have currently lost over 200 pounds. There's a fat girl in my head. I'm trying to kill her but she won't die.
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hmmm, it's that time isn't it?
I can just tell!
Madame~ As a matter of fact, it was LAST WEEK!
Rob~Thanks!
Bill~Glad I could be of service to someone.
Grainne~I'm collecting those photos right now. I'm making a collage, hehehe.
Jenn, kids don't you just love um? Your so much safer with cats.
BTW, I think the crossing guard has a secret crush on you. ;)
I can never get these to play for me.
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I'm with Suze. It's the kindergarten mentality. You either ignore the boy you like or you kick the girl you like. He is obviously a genderconfused crossing guard who is ignoring you because he likes you.
Me: I think I am getting fat.
Son: No, you aren't getting fat.
Me: I'm not??? *elated*
Son: Nope. You've already been fat for a long time, mommy. You aren't getting there.
Me: *serving 10-20 in a state pen for the murder of my own child*
CP.
SG, no matter what your kid said I think there was no winner to be found. In their eyes you are Mom, enough said. You know they love you, they just may not show you or tell you to much until they are in their 20s.
As to the crossing guard ... let me fill in for a day and I promiss you a big old smile and a friendly hello ... for starters.
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