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    Wednesday, February 08, 2006

    Never Give a Drunk Your Camera

    Saturday night Mr. Sign and I went to a bar to celebrate a friend's 40th birthday. What ensues is lots of drunk pictures that in no way will I be held responsible for. Ok, maybe for a few ;-)

    This is the banner that I made
    Clever wordsmith aren't I?

    This would be the birthday girl on the right holding a Jager and Redbull.
    Yes, we are both obnoxiously drunk!

    This is how I got that way, derrrr...
    Tequila straight up, no salt no lime.
    My best friend had a little trouble getting it all in as you will notice the front of her sweater.

    This is BF again and holy hell my boobs look HUGE!

    No forty year old would be complete without the proverbial glasses.
    I tried on the birthday girl's.
    Do I look like a drunk librarian?

    This is BF's hubby. He and I get along all too well when I'm drinking.

    Hey, why does my left boob look all deformed ?

    Ok, here is the hottest bartender I've seen in a while. He is a chiropractor but was filling in for someone. These are the birthday girl and her sisters and the little one in the front let me know that she had the best sex of her life with this guy. She's such a tease!

    I was hoping for an adjustment to my coccyx.
    I was too drunk and the husbands weren't too
    thrilled by the attention that this guy was getting.

    I really need to get out more.

    Edit~This is my 100th post!!!!


    Quazirob said...

    Nothing wrong with HUGE boobs! And yes you need to get them out more. LOL ... Woo Hoo!

    Anonymous said...

    oh you look beautiful sweetie but I was expecting pop the top pictures..lol

    thanks for sharing these pics with us.

    ell said...

    how do i get an appointment with that chiropractor????

    Suze said...

    So Jenn, you didn't let him manipulate anything? LOL.

    BTW, why is he wearing a vest?

    SignGurl said...

    Rob~The boobs are staying in (for now) ;-)

    TC~Are pop top pics topless pics? Hmm... I did take some down my shirt and a guy from across the bar ran over and wanted to see them.

    Ell~I'm looking into his practice ;-)

    Suze~He's wearing an undershirt. It does look like a vest. I assure you that I wanted a manipulation!

    Anonymous said...

    I am glad you had fun, tide takes out Jager stains.

    Horsn said...

    So did you get the Chiro's card. Hope he takes your insurance! *eg*

    SignGurl said...

    Lance~Thanks for the tip!

    Horsn~He and I worked out a little deal where I won't be needing insurance.

    ~Deb said...

    You look stunning as always. What a fun post to have for your 100th! Congratulations! I hope to see a hundred more from you.

    You look like a lot of fun to hang out with! :)

    Gary said...

    Happy 100th post day. For that, you deserve another shot of tequila

    Madame X said...

    awwww 100 posts!

    That first picture is HILARIOUS!
    OMG you were so doing the "sway"

    Now if I were there I'd soooo be sucking the tequila OFF my best friends sweater!

    Right El?

    SignGurl said...

    Deb~I'd love to hang out in the bar with you and Madelene.

    Gary~I could use a shot right now.

    Madame~Sway isn't the word. I was just trying to stay upright. If you were there I'd have sucked it off of your sweater!

    Madame X said...

    SG-Suck my sweater gurl!
    SUCK IT!

    SignGurl said...

    Madame~As long as I can LICK it too!

    Mike said...

    Great Pictures!

    terry said...

    i love how... uh.. ROSY.. your cheeks are...!
    mmmm, tequila!

    barman said...

    Lovely pictures and what a fun time had by all. Debbie looks like she had an especially good time. Excelent post once again and happy 100th. What an accomplishment. I will have to do a takillya shot in your honor.

    Light Strikes A Deal said...

    Happy 100th Post! And what better way to post the 100th but with party pictures of an excellent drunken night. Congrats!

    buddha_girl said...

    Honest to God, I was dying laughing when I read this post. This week's been some holy hell busy stuff so I haven't posted anything new...you've inspired me...to burn any drunk pictures of me still floating around in this world.

    I say you should have overruled the husbands and let bar boy adjust your hiney. Just my two cents...

    MamaKBear said...

    My kinda girl! Tequila, no salt, no lime! LOL Looks like a great time was had by all!

    Congrats on your 100th post! :)