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    Friday, February 10, 2006

    Random Thoughts

    Top Cat asked people to post their blog station. Here's mine a little late.


    It's an old laptop that I use because I can bring it anywhere in the house so that I can know what my kids are up to. We have wireless internet so I can also take it outside in warmer weather. The wireless is also a nice gift for my neighbors. Bastards!!
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    I realized today that I have unbelievable amounts of moronic things swirling around in my brain. I have to clear them out so I have room for all the other ridiculous thoughts I will soon ponder .

    • Why do I like bacon so much?
    • Am I the only person that knows how to change the toilet paper?
    • When you see the garbage stacked close to the ceilling why do you continue to pile more on top of it?
    • Why does it snow everytime I wash my car?
    • Am I going to hell?
    • Is it too early to drink?
    • I'm afraid of not being loved.
    • I know that someone loves me more than anyone else ever could, but why?
    • Did my kids change their underwear today?
    • Why do I have such low self esteem?
    • Am I fun to be with?
    • Why do dogs and cats sniff each others butts?
    • Does God care what I'm doing today?
    • Will I have sex today and if so, will it be mind blowing?
    • Why are snowflakes perfect?
    • I AM going to hell because I talked about God in one sentence and then sex in the next!
    • Why do people try to hurt others?
    • Should I go back to finish my degree?
    • Will I always make signs?
    • Why am I so damned responsible for everything and everyone?
    • If I run away, will people think I'm crazy?
    • Will my spring flowers die since they were up 2" and now its 18 degrees outside?
    • Will I ever be thin?
    • What diseases and illnesses will I endure?
    • How many orgasms can I have in one day?
    • Why am I addicted to Diet Pepsi?
    • What's for dinner?
    • Will my boobs ever be perky again?

    There! I hope that makes room for more random impedimenta.

    23 comments:

    Thwar said...

    a very personal look into your life and your concern, i know we're only in the 'unreal' world of the internet but im proud that people can share things that are personal to them with other potential strangers, its nice, re-affirms your confidence in humanity.

    i think about some of those too ONLY SOME THO. MANY DONT APPLY! just things like 'i am going to hell' kind of thing.

    SignGurl said...

    Thwar How have you been? You mean that the "will my boobs ever be perky again doesn't apply to you? Ha ha!

    Jodes said...

    cool, I blog at work...ssssshhhh.

    Quazirob said...

    So many questions I would love to answer, but there is not enough room here *wink*

    SignGurl said...

    Jodes~Your secret is safe here.

    Rob~You can't even answer one? Come on, at least answer the toilet paper roll question.

    crabcake said...

    NO. You are not alone. There is one other person who knows how to change toilet paper and that would be....me.

    Sadly, no one else here does. Nor have they mastered the fine art of putting the seat down.

    If your boobs get perky, let me know. I'm still waiting for the perk fairy to visit me.

    PS. Do you care if I link you over at the cowpie field?

    Barney said...

    1.Because its tasty?
    2.No, youre probably the only one who's willing to change it...and they KNOW that! ;-)
    3.Because you know that you get art grants for something like this.
    4 Because God likes a laugh!
    5 Ask person above.
    6 Drink what?
    7 Im afraid of the big bad wolf,,everyone is afraid of something, and i suspect that your kids love you so theres no worries there?
    8 Kinda proves my point in q7?..because your unique and that person recognizes this fact :-)
    9 Only they would know the answer to this!...lol
    10 Because youre no different from countless others, including myself...i think most people suffer from this when they are at low points in thier lives
    11 Your blog suggests so :-)
    12 This is a very long explanation Jenn, but i do have an answer..let me know if you want to hear it ok?...lol ;-)
    13 Only if youre washing your car! ;-)
    14. Ummm..let us all know huh? *grins*
    15 Because they are Angels tears..thats why!
    16 Nah...God will be rollin about on his throne right now reading through your queries!
    17. Because the human race is intent on wiping itself out...just look around you at the state of the world today
    18 Well, sheila Ferguson has two...does that help? ;-)
    19 What the hells wrong with signs?..Moses had a few and he didnt do too badly did he? ;-)
    20 Because its too early too drink? ;-)
    21 I dont know?...do you run in a crazy fashion? ;-)
    22 Not if you look after them carefully
    23 How thin is thin?..personally, i dont like thin, but if you keep to a calorie controlled diet and take lots of exersize i dont see why not?
    24 I dont know the answer to that one
    25 Try it and see! ;-)
    26 Because you wouldnt buy something called Fat Pepsi, now would you? ;-)
    27 Is he? ;-)
    28 Are you that fed up of Pinky?

    hehehe...sorry bout some of the answers Jenn..am i forgiven? ;-)

    ~Deb said...

    AND HERE ARE YOUR ANSWERS!

    •Why do I like bacon so much?
    It’s a fact…women LOVE salt, especially when PMSing…

    •Am I the only person that knows how to change the toilet paper?
    AMEN sister! They even leave it on the counter to use instead of putting on the roll. Major tasks for our partners…hehe…

    •When you see the garbage stacked close to the ceilling why do you continue to pile more on top of it?
    Hmmm…. I’m asking this one to my partner as well.

    •Why does it snow everytime I wash my car?
    Why do you wash it? When the snow melts, your car looks clean anyway---no?

    •Am I going to hell?
    No. God loves you sweetie!

    •Is it too early to drink? It’s 5 o’clock somewhere! Have a cocktail whenever your heart desires!

    •I'm afraid of not being loved.
    You are loved…

    •I know that someone loves me more than anyone else ever could, but why?
    You need to give yourself more credit. Your personality is great---even through blogland---and you’re beautiful---inside and out. Don’t let this give you a big ol’ head!

    •Did my kids change their underwear today?
    That I don’t know.

    •Why do I have such low self esteem?
    You shouldn’t. But everyone has insecurities of their own for whatever reason. Work on what you feel ‘bad’ about and try from there. God knows I have my down days too.

    •Am I fun to be with?
    You seem to be. When are we going out on the town missy?

    •Why do dogs and cats sniff each others butts?
    This fact I don’t wanna know.

    •Does God care what I'm doing today?
    YES. Include Him in everything you do—and watch how things just fall into place.

    •Will I have sex today and if so, will it be mind blowing?
    If it’s with me---yes…it will be mind blowing.

    •Why are snowflakes perfect?
    Oh hell, they’re trying to be like me! (ha!)

    •I AM going to hell because I talked about God in one sentence and then sex in the next! Ummmmmm…..you’re human? God knows you’re human, so relax and just be thankful that He thinks you’re the best!

    •Why do people try to hurt others?
    Lack of self-esteem, jealousy, resentment and retaliation. These are all things of the devil. We all come to this point at one time or another and it’s just human nature sometimes. Some people hurt others on purpose, and others unintentionally.

    •Should I go back to finish my degree?
    If that’s what you really want. A degree is not going to make “you”---you make what you become!

    •Will I always make signs? Hmmm…..I’ll get back to ya on that one.

    •Why am I so damned responsible for everything and everyone? You’re not. You’re putting all that pressure upon yourself. Stop. Realize that people are responsible for themselves.

    •If I run away, will people think I'm crazy?
    No. They’ll think you’ve had enough. Don’t run away, face them and let them know that you’re fed up… (If that’s the case) Or if you end up on the news with a picture looking like that runnaway bride chick with the buggy eyes!

    •Will my spring flowers die since they were up 2" and now its 18 degrees outside?
    Sadly so.

    •Will I ever be thin?
    Does it matter? It’s all how a woman carries herself. Will I ever be thin? Hell no---I’m Italian and I got the junk in ma’trunk! I think a woman with a little meat on her bones is worth diggin’ into! ;) Stay beautiful sweetie!

    •What diseases and illnesses will I endure?
    The disease that questions “Will I get sick.” Don’t question it---live day by day---……….

    •How many orgasms can I have in one day?
    200 if you have sex with me….promise!

    •Why am I addicted to Diet Pepsi?
    Ew. Don’t drink that nastiness. Drink beer!

    •What's for dinner? Chilean Seabass. Wanna come over?

    •Will my boobs ever be perky again?
    They look DAMN FINE to me in your photos!!!!

    SignGurl said...

    CrabCake~Finally someone who feels my pain! Please feel free to link me.

    SignGurl said...

    Michael & DebThank you both for your well thought out answers. Now my head is filled back up again, lol.

    I'm coming over Deb for dinner and to check out the junk in your trunk!

    Michael, you always seem to entertain me, thanks!

    Suze said...

    Well Jenn, you seem to have got the right level of neuroses going on there.

    Right, where's the alcohol? :)

    The Taker of Gist said...

    The Gist of what you said:

    "I crave the attention of a flowing audience, ergo I shall blog on the morrow!"

    Or something like that. It's open to interpretation.

    miss kendra said...

    why don't you put security on your wireless? you just enable a code so that you'll be able to get in (you should only have to type in the code once) but others won't be able to use your internets.

    miss kendra said...

    i'm a geek.

    SignGurl said...

    Suze~Just poured myself one! Here, have a glass.

    Gist~I stand by my comment, The Taker of the Jizz just has a better ring to it.

    Miss Kendra~Great idea but I don't know how to do it. :-(

    Big Pissy said...

    got to see another "work" station~fun!

    I like your random thoughts, too. Mine usually involve what I can buy next! =)

    barman said...

    Hey Sign Gurl ... I have set up several linksys wireless routers. If it is linksys it is not to bad if you ever want to try. If it is something else I can probably figure it out.

    Several others have answered everything and did so good too. I picked out a few...

    * Why do I like bacon so much?
    Doesn't everyone?

    * Am I the only person that knows how to change the toilet paper?
    I think there is at least 1 per household

    * Why does it snow everytime I wash my car?
    Are you the reason it snowed today?

    * Is it too early to drink?
    Don't think of it as early but very late from the previous night

    * I'm afraid of not being loved.
    That will not happen. If nothing else, I love you girl!

    * Why do I have such low self esteem?
    When you find out, please share with me ... please

    * Am I fun to be with?
    Duhhh! I just know you are

    * Will I ever be thin?
    Love you for who you are

    * Will my boobs ever be perky again?
    If you figure how to do that you will be rich beyound your wildest dreams

    The Taker of Gist said...

    Ring?! Ring lead to bling. Bling is sting, and sting is wing.

    And that's the Gist of it.

    SignGurl said...

    Big P~That's the "work" station I use the most. The real computer is in the basement in my office.

    Barman~You made me laugh! Thanks for that!

    Gist~Wing is thing. Thing is sing, and sing is ding. That is the Gist of it!

    Top cat said...

    thank you for showing your blogging space, that's pretty nice and I like the pic on the screen.:)

    A lot of good questions...ummm too many for my tired little brain.:)

    The Taker of Gist said...

    But... west is rest, and rest is best, and best is crest!

    Gist!

    SignGurl said...

    TC~Thank you!

    Gist~Drink is blink. Blink is think, and think is sink.

    Lara said...

    Most of the questions really don't matter. The "how many orgasms one" is the one you should be investigating! First things first! :)