More Mindless Mutterings

• I suck because I didn't pick Benji to win So You Think You Can Dance.

• Never eat beans for lunch. They should be eaten in the evening so as to "share" with your significant other.

• Buffets make me ill. I hate having to use the same serving utensil as the sweaty hairy guy that just walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

• Is it wrong that I no longer feel bad for the guy that I saw get thrown from his car this weekend once I found out he was driving drunk? He suffered 2 broken legs. His wife was following behind him. She stopped and made a U turn when she noticed his truck upside down. The EMT's told her where they were taking him and she said she had a party to get to. Her real problem was that she was also drunk and wanted to avoid the police. Nice, huh? Does that make me a bad person?
  

• I really like using bullet points in my posts. Can you tell?

• I saw a picture of myself today that had I been on the verge suicide, would have been the straw that broke the camel's back.

• Does anyone else think "America's Got Talent" is the lamest show ever?

• Never read through your blog archives. You will find that the crap you wrote when you began is way better (but no one ever read) than the drivel you produce now, without exception.

• Tonight's family gathering was worse than most. I found myself looking for excuses to leave as soon as everyone got there.

• Is is Friday yet?