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    Thursday, November 16, 2006

    Got That Feeling

    I'm lying sprawled on the couch and I'm feeling more aroused than I have ever felt in my life. His hands slide up my thigh and I tingle with anticipation. I'm begging him to take me. Mr. Sign gently grabs my hand and guides me up the stairs to our bedroom.

    He lays me down and I sit up and grab his pants and begin to tug on his zipper. I can't wait any longer. Just as I reach his boxer shorts, I hear a sound that sounds like a bomb going off in Baghdad.

    It is then that my eyes snap open and I realize that it was all a dream and the loud sound was Mr. Sign.

    Ah, married life!!!

    10 comments:

    Kristen said...

    Aww Hell........

    I was getting excited.

    I'm first!!!!

    kimmyk said...

    You crazy ass!

    gab said...

    LOL

    barman said...

    GREAT dream there Sign. Sorry about the bomb but it is what we guys are best at I tell you. Still great dream however. You had me all excited anticipating where things were headed. Hummm, my mind is off in weird directions. Remember the voite early, vote often. Score early, score often. Sorry, I must not have woke up completly just yet.

    crabcake said...

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA! I live in your world. LOL! Last night Bob had sliders for dinner. There were lots of bombs. That sexy little devil.

    Sal said...

    I love your mind to sweetie. I’ll bet you could contribute well to a group story. *wink*

    TGIF and a XO!!!!

    Anonymous said...

    well, at least it wasn't real, and the sound wasn't one of the munchkins banging on the door at exactly the wrong time...

    Anonymous said...

    Damn girl, I was all starting to get a little turned on and then Pftttttt, you ruined it. Now I have gas...thanks...

    Manny said...

    LMAO! That was good.

    Top cat said...

    Wow! that was HOT! couldn't you just make up some more stuff to finish the story.
    tc