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    Thursday, November 30, 2006

    Somebody Stop Me!

    As you can see, I can't leave my template alone. Sure, it's ok for a few months but then I get bored and have to change it. I wish I was better a whiz at HTML. As you can see, I'm not.

    I haven't had much work to do at work so I've been home this week a lot. I've decided that daytime tv is what has led this country to morbid obesity and depression.

    If you watch the soap operas (I don't), then you would feel like your life doesn't have enough drama. One can only watch so many Forensic Files before deciding that maybe you have learned a little too much about how to get away with a crime.

    MTV can be entertaining but then again, I'm left feeling old. I'm not 20 or even 30 anymore. What a better place to make yourself feel like you have problems. If you aren't rich and Sweet 16, forget it.

    All of the depressing stuff above leads me to the Food Network. It's the devil! Even if you aren't hungry you find your mouth watering for crap you don't even like (rutabagas?). I can't stand Emeril or Rachel Ray's voices. I'm going to hear them in my head all day (encouraging me how to commit a crime and get away with it).


    Life, or Something Like It said...

    Since my computer has arrived, I watch way less daytime TV. Seriously. I hate the food network, but my Hubby LOVES The Iron Chef. I do love my forensic shows, though.......

    Sal said...

    The template looks good. Oh, playing hooky? Let’s party!

    Anonymous said...

    skip all that junk tv and join the cartoon network fun!lol

    Anonymous said...

    I respect Emeril, his original restaurant in New Orleans is the nicest and best place that I've ever dined at. Rachel Ray, at first she was kinda cute, but how many freakin times can you say 'sammy' 'yummo' and 'EVOO', during the course of one show??? Anyway, your little area always looks so nice...Bye

    Anonymous said...

    i love the new look!

    and the food network person who annoys me the most is that woman who hosts that semi-homemade show. not only is the food mostly (not semi) disgusting, she always says "melk" instead of "milk" and it makes. me. want. to. throw. things.

    buddha_girl said...

    Love the new template! Good times!

    I'm with Terry, I LOATHE that Semi-Homemade chick. Ever take a gander at where her boobs are located in relation to the rest of her body? BAD times. HG makes a comment about those boobies every time he sees that woman!

    Arcturus said...

    Hi Signgurl... re. your question on Big Pissy's blog, yes, that is the song from Rent. And it is an annoying one after a short time. Oh, yes, I think the template on your blog is fine. I just used one of the default ones for my blog.

    Arcturus said...

    Oh, yes, I see you like the group Daft Punk. Have you ever gotten its One More Time song stuck in your head? Especially when its played real loud in a dance club.

    Anonymous said...

    Sandra Lee? That chick is smokin' hot! She cheats on her recipes, and takes great shortcuts,and...great cleavage!

    Manny said...

    Great template!

    I like Emeril and Rachel. Sorry.

    Daytime tv sucks bigtime! I'm 1000% positive the 27th man tested is my babie's daddy. I feel so sorry for them children. All their mother's are stuck on stupid.

    Do HGTV Sweetie.

    SignGurl said...

    Life~ Your hubby sounds like mine. He hates the forensics shows and wants to watch the food channel.

    Sal~Is the party in your pants?

    TC~I have to watch Cartoon Network when the kiddies get home.

    g-man~That EVOO (extra virgin olive oil) gets me every time. I want to poor some over her head.

    Terry~I haven't had the displeasure to watch that one.

    BG~Why do men always notice the boobage?

    Arcturus~Welcone! Thanks for clearing that up. I think all Daft Punk songs stick in your head which is weird because a lot don't even have words.

    G-Man~I guess I've gotta check out this chick.

    SignGurl said...

    Manny~Someone has to like them, lol. I don't really care much for HGTV. I OD'd on Trading Spaces on TLC and can't watch home improvement shows now.

    Anonymous said...

    Signgurl, you know Trading Spaces used to have a DIFFERENT name when it first started..it was called..." A Fag and My Wife Fucked Up My House"..

    Kristen said...

    I love the new look!!!

    Wait, you forgot about the View and Jerry Springer

    SignGurl said...

    G-Man~Now that is hilarious! How about "My wife made a pillow out of my favorite shirt"?

    Kristen~I keep forgetting those shows are still on. I missed "I'm In Love With A Midget Porn Star".

    BTExpress said...

    I watched Oprah yesterday and Dr Oz said having sex, with yourself or another person, burns 25 calories. Something to think about when your watching the soaps. Just saying.

    jillie said...

    I hear you on the computer stuff...if it weren't for Jodes helping me out...I'd be SOL! Daytime tv sucks BIG TIME!

    barman said...

    OK, the show I used to watch, the Tony Danza Show... gone. And Jerry Springer is still on. You are right, daytime tv is the pits.

    Oh thank you Tony. I need to find me a woman so I can burn off some extra calories. :)

    What a surprise Sign, love the new look.

    kimmyk said...

    I like the template.

    I haven't watched daytime TV in years. I can't imagine I'm missing anything.

    But I love me some Rachel Ray and the Food Network. That's an addicting channel.

    Anonymous said...

    Soap Operas are just porno flicks without the naked dirty sex, okay? I'd rather see the naked dirty sex, at least I can make fun of the blemishes they have.....

    Madame X said...

    Rachel Ray is the spawn of Satan!

    Chrissie said...

    cute temp!

    Its been a while so I'll just say it all here ok? ;)

    45 lbs!!! Awesome! Good for you chickie! You should do like that guy on youtube and take a pic of yourself everyday! Make it into an animated gif so we can watch you shrink!

    Wii... I told my son he better cross his fingers he gets one for his birthday because Christmas seems to be impossible at this point! I havent had this much trouble finding his gift since he wanted a Buzz doll! lol My brther found one 2 days before Christmas that year, bought it outta some guys van *L*

    Daytime TV... LOL! I'm a gammer.. I watch very little TV, but I used to watch All My Children a lot when I was doing treatments... made me actually feel better that at least my life was better than SOMEONEs! ;)

    Lori said...

    I was at my grocery store and I saw that Rachael Ray has now marketed her own EVOO. I mentally went, "noooooo" but I wasn't surprised.

    Now a truly scary thought would be Rachael Ray killing someone and saying "how good is THAT!?"

    Daytime TV is scary but try watching it at 3 a.m. or 5 a.m. That's how I first saw Brasmart.

    barefoot_mistress said...

    Hi Signgurl! I came over from Barmans blog....
    I have lost 35 pounds this year, and next week, a few of us bloggers are going to do a "Big Losers" post.
    We havent quite decided if we are going to do it all on my blog, or on our own, and then link us all.
    Now, I have a before and after pic of my back, love handles, fat arms, part of my butt, but not allll of it! LOL
    And the after pic wow...i cant believe my butt....anyway....
    Do you wanna join us?
    You know it can be any part of you or all of you that you wanna share.
    Tonight an acquaintance/business person that I havent seen in months told me that there was something different about "my face", but she couldnt figure it out..now, I had my eyelashes dyed
    today so I thought thats what it was.....
    Then she said NOooo, thats not it....have you lost weight?
    And to that I said, well then look at my butt if you wanna tell!
    Come on over and let me know if you want to play Big Losers HNT with me, ANdyT13, TOmmy Gunn next week,
    Last but not least, you are doing great, and you are fabulous too!

    SignGurl said...

    BTE~ Only 25 calories? Damnit! I was going to watch that Oprah show.

    Jillie~ I need a Jodes to help me out sometimes.

    Barman~ Tony Danza? Really? Huh!

    Kimmy~ I guess someone must like Rachel Ray. My kids love her.

    Babygirl~ I prefer the porno too. The really bad stuff is fun to laugh at.

    Madame~ Didn't I say that?

    Chrissie~ Do you think your brother could buy a Wii out of someone's van for me?

    Lori~ She's everywhere in the grocery store. On the Wheat Thin and Triscut boxes. I can hardly stand to go. Rachel Ray killing someone and saying "how good is THAT" is hilarious. Maybe we could spoof it on YouTube.

    Barefoot Mistress~ I'll have to check it out. I'm not sure how excited I am about showing off fat parts of my body. I'll let you know.

    Tumbleweed said...

    Hey girl! I have been gone so long....I missed the surgery. I went back all the way to October and read every post. I am so excited for you that you can't even imagine. You are not bitchy and you just nned to stand your ground with everyone. You are a great person with a wonderful personality, so now you will feel better on the outside and more of your fabulous self will shine! I will try and stay much more updated!! I heart you!

    Big Pissy said...

    I hate Rachel Ray's voice too! I thought I was the only one. ;-)

    I have to admit....I've gotten into some daytime tv....

    I like "Regis and Kelly", "Ellen" and those gossip shows that come on ...like "the Insider"...stupid stuff like that..and I really only have them on while I'm on the computer.

    Background noise! ;-)