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    Monday, November 27, 2006

    Things I'll Do.....


    when I lose more weight;

    • ride a roller coaster again
    • ride a bicycle
    • run with my kids
    • not have to worry about whether my butt will fit in a chair with arms
    • not be the heaviest person in a room
    • buy clothes that actually fit
    • be able to walk into any store and know that the clothes will fit
    • not have to use the handicapped restroom stall because the others are so stinkin' small (seriously, how can anyone get into some of them without rubbing up against the toilet?)
    • not worry about whether the whispers behind me are about me
    • have the most incredible sex with Mr. Sign (without "speed bumps", that was the nickname we gave our stomachs during sex)
    I'm down 45 pounds as of today.

    16 comments:

    crabcake said...

    Baby, you are not alone fighting those blasted restroom stalls. why??? do they make the doors open inward into that little bitty room? It's a friggin torture chamber. Especially if the gal next to you is having a reaction from the cabbage she ate at lunch and you need to get away.

    45 pounds??? Zowie! That's a lot, Sign! YOU GO GIRL!

    gab said...

    WTG on the 45* lose. I hear ya those are things I want have on my list as well.

    The Savage said...

    Congrats on the weight loss!!!! If I weren't as nimble for my size as I am I wouldn't be able to get into half the freakin' bathroom stalls.....

    Kristen said...

    I prefer the handicap stalls.......more room and less chance of bumping into something gross

    ell said...

    45 pounds? amazing!!! keep it up. or down, that is!

    Nonny said...

    Hi buddy :)

    I've been MIA for a couple days but now I'm all caught up on your archives. And now I'm both sad and angry. I agree that people only feel they have a right to say whatever they want to people who are overweight. They would never say anything to a person who now has an artificial leg something like "Remember your old leg? How great was that?" But I digress. I'm glad you've found things to look forward too and I don't care if you do become a bitch. I like bitches, hell I love'em.

    Manny said...

    Public bathroom's suck! Noone can fit in to them. I always use the handicapped stall's. I need room to go. LOL

    BTW! You've been tagged.

    Manny said...

    DO NOT!!! Get on any roller coaster! Wait a minute, that's my fear. Those ride's are just plain crazy. I rode all of them when I was younger, but not anymore. LOL I am such a wuuuuus!

    Anonymous said...

    Girl, let me just tell ya, missonary position will have a whole new meaning to you. Once you feel thin enough...you're gonna love it!

    littlefeet said...

    you are awesome... :)

    and i always use the handicap stall...i shouldnt have to fight for space with a toilet...

    peace...

    DZER said...

    sounds like some good things on that list ... and I totally hear you on the bathroom thing ... especially airplanes! holy crap those are teeny!!

    Suze said...

    Jenn, good things are coming your way. Especially the last point you made, you will be able to get in to all sorts of new positions. ;)

    Sal said...

    Wow, I am so happy to hear about the weight loss. You go girl!

    Add HNT to your list sweetie *wink* Woo Hooooooo

    Anonymous said...

    nonny's comment is so right on

    i am so happy for you i am just completely bursting

    you are so great!

    barman said...

    Wow the simple things in life will seem more wonderful than they ever have. Keep up the good fight. You are going to make your goals soon enough. For now just think of how far you have come. I think you have lost the equivalent of 5, almost 6 gallons of water and a gallon of water can seem so heavy all by itself. It has to feel so much better already. I am so excited for you Sign.

    BTExpress said...

    Congratulation! I'm proud of you.