Here's your topic: Grooming your nether region, pros and cons
Thursday, February 08, 2007
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- SignGurl
- Michigan, United States
- I'm a mother of two amazing daughters. Sign making is my business from design to installation. I had gastric bypass surgery on October 25, 2006 and have currently lost over 200 pounds. There's a fat girl in my head. I'm trying to kill her but she won't die.
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27 comments:
Natural Blonde?
Personally, I don't see any down side.
Grooming yes, but bare, no. Cons: Razor stubble or waxing, either way OUCH!. Pros: ????????
I would if asked. Actually pretty much any request! *wink*
grooming as in shampooing then doing a comb over to the side or parted in the middle?
or as in trimming with scissors or with an electric shaver?
curlers before bed? oh wait, it's curly anyway.
nicely trimmed is fine with me, take a little off the top and above the ears.:)
tc
First of all, I must have scared all the women away with this one.
Gman~ I can prove it! Not like that, perv. I have pictures of me as a child.
Craig D~ I was wondering what you thought about stubble.
BTE~ No bare? You could look like a porn start!
Sal~ What if I didn't ask? Would you sneak up on me?
TC~ The picture in my head of your comb over makes me all giggly inside. P.S. mine's not curly.
I guess I have to start this topic. BTE's right, if you go totally bare, the upkeep is ridiculous and if you don't keep up it's prickly.
My mother never told me you had to groom your body hair. I'm sure if I hadn't figured it out I could have had dread locks.
Pro-Its nice and pretty and feels good all nice and smooth lol
Pro-No Hair getting caught in Panty
Pro-When that special moment happends he doesnt get hair in his teeth lol
Con-Might cut yourself with Razor if not careful lol
my ladies preference (though all is good with me)
groomed yes, shaved not
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me: trimmed. i use a beard trimmer to trim and thin the pubes to the same length as the rest of my body hair
why? less scent in my pubic hair; makes the junk look bigger both at ease and at attention; less tickly/annoying for the lady's nose/face in given moments...; looks aesthetically better on me (in my opinion - and the two women that have observed in person)
BTW - anyone that cares - being as plenty o'skin down there (on guys) is quite wrinkly and elastic you want to watch out for skin that wanderes into the beard trimmer openings
it can be a nasty nip...
Jenn, you rock, I love my button.
JENN!!!!
Having Fun?
Leave it. xoxxxx
Now that's what I'm talking about! Let's here some more personal stories like Cadbury's!
Gman, I feel like a kid who just got in trouble.
Way to share, Cad! *LOL*
I'm all about grooming, but not shaved...that's just too extreme for me.
I'm shaved.
and that's your TMI for today.
carry on with what you were doing
Grooming, most definitely. Trimmed neetly weekly and it's soft and stuff. I know, I know, TMI
Question: My sentences are all running together. How can I fix this?
btw, I used to do the 'Brazilian wax' thing. That way, I look good in a bathing suit.
Oh sure. Keep your topics pointed toward the living.
What about us dead people, huh? We have ..... no....no we don't.
But we are ........ nnnnno no. No were not.
Well, I'm sure there's something we have in common.
Holy Shit! Kristen and Manny?
Thats awesome!
Crabby's ghost. Is there trimming on the other side?
Jenn, Manny's post? Your #1 always...xoxx
g-sign say's I'm brilliant on your post. LOL
Bare doesn't always lead to stubble.
I've bought Brazilian wax. Does anyone need a little grooming?
Manny, you are brilliant!
I have, I'm not, I could again.
This is long...I apologize...but it is so fucking funny I had to put it in for you to read!
A Waxing Story"
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet.
So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly, girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out.
*YA THINK!!!*
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees.
Cold wax my rear end (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)
I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north.
After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!! I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP.
Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it.
Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair..The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S&%T I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...................remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off. " Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than then that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend thinking surely she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair..................................
THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......................ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
I Thought that KJ and Manny's cooter grooming story was great. But that was like the definitive treatise on lawn mowing..BRAVO!!
Long time no see Wmy. Love the story. Darn near brought tears to my eyes.
Okay, who's Tina? Are you cheating on me with another Tina. Wtf?
Oh and shaved is clean and smooth and at times drafty....
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