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    Wednesday, December 28, 2005

    Have You Ever?

    Edit: Apparently this post is too long. Sorry to have worn out both of my readers. If you dare to read this, don't say I didn't warn you!

    Put an "X" by all the things you've done and share it with your friends.

    1. (x) Smoked a cigarette. Yes, I smoked a whole pack once when I was 5. My friend and I locked ourselves in my mom's car. Our mom's were banging on the windows. I'm not sure what made us decide to open the doors but once we did, our butts were blistered.

    2. ( ) Crashed a friend's car.

    3. ( ) Stolen a car.

    4. (x) Been in love.

    5. ( ) Been dumped.

    6. ( ) Shoplifted.

    7. ( ) Been fired/laid off.

    8. (x) Been in a fist fight. Every week the neighbor and I met in the field between our houses and beat the crap out of each other until her dad would come and pull me off of her. I hated her then but saw her recently and we laughed so hard about that.

    9. (x) Snuck out of your parent's house. Yeah, and got caught too.

    10. (x) Had feelings for someone that didn't have them back. Have them every day!

    11. ( ) Been arrested. No way!

    12. ( ) Gone on a blind date. Nope. Never needed to.

    13. ( ) Lied to a friend. I don't think I have anyway...I try to be honest.

    14. (x) Skipped school. Yes, on senior skip day.

    15. (x) Seen someone die. My father in law and a baby in the nursery in the hospital.

    16. (x ) Been to Canada. I live in Michigan so they are like neighbors.

    17. ( ) Been to Mexico.

    18. (x) Been on a plane. Many times.

    19. ( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire. WTF would I do THAT?!?

    20. ( ) Eaten sushi. Ewww

    21. (x) Been skiing. I have my own cross country skis.

    22. ( ) Met someone in person from the internet. One day....

    23. (x) Taken pain-killers. Hasn't everyone??

    24. (x) Love someone or miss someone right now. My grandmother

    25. (x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by. My girls and I do this all summer long.

    26. (x) Made a snow angel. Hello, I live in Michigan!

    27. (x) Had a tea party. Just had one a week ago.

    28. (x) Flown a kite. Love it!

    29. (x) Built a sand castle. Built an alligator.

    30. (x) Gone puddle jumping. Lived on a farm with lots of mud. Used to swim in the puddles. Mom would hose us off at the back door after we had stripped completely.

    31. (x) Played dress up. I had the most beautiful dresses from my grandma.

    32. ( ) Cheated while playing a game.

    33. (x) Been lonely. Of course.

    34. (x) Fallen asleep at work/school. In high school I had taken some sinus meds and fell asleep in English. The teacher made fun of me in front of the class.

    35. (x) Used a fake I.D. I did in Florida on spring break.

    36. (x) Watched a sunset. Love sunrises more!

    37. (x) Felt an earthquake. A little one once.

    38. (x) Touched a snake. We had a boa constrictor when I was in high school. She was 9 1/2 feet long.

    39. (x) Slept beneath the stars. Yes, but the dew on your head is wet.

    40. (x) Been tickled.

    41. (x) Been robbed. Car has been broken into several times.

    42. (x) Been misunderstood. Who hasn't??

    43. (x) Petted a reindeer/goat. I had a pet goat as a kid. I hated that thing.

    44. (x) Won a contest. Won a costume contest. That was hilarious.

    45. (x) Ran a red light. It happens.

    46. ( ) Been suspended from school.

    47. (x) Been in a car accident. When I was 13 I got trapped in a VW bug. They had to pry me out. Now I never lock the locks while I'm in the car.

    48. (x) Had braces. I love my teeth now.

    49. (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night. Hell, I've eaten a half gallon.

    50. (x) Had deja vu. My whole life has been deja vu.

    51. (x) Danced in the moonlight. Love the moon.

    52. (x) Liked the way you looked. Occasionally

    53. (x) Witnessed a crime. Saw my friend's car being broken into.

    54. (x) Questioned your heart. Big time.

    55. ( ) Been obsessed with post it notes.

    56. (x) Squished barefoot through the mud. See #30

    57. (x) Been lost. Of course.

    58. (x) Been to the opposite side of the country. No, I've only been to Colorado.

    59. (x ) Swam in the ocean. Like the Great Lakes better, no salt.

    60. (x) Felt like dying. Yes, of a broken heart.

    61. (x) Cried yourself to sleep. Almost every night.

    62. (x) Played cops and robbers.

    63. (x) Recently colored with crayons.

    64. (x) Sung karaoke. I can sing a mean "Hotel California".

    65. (x) Paid for a meal with only coins. Sorry to the McDonalds employee

    66. (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.

    67. (x ) Laughed til some kind of beverage came out your nose. Usually it's milk. Remember that SNL skit where they put a glass under someone's nose and caught the milk and drank it?

    68. (x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue. Just the other night, actually.

    69. (x) Danced in the rain.

    70. (x) Written a letter to Santa Claus. Still do.

    71. (x) Been kissed under the mistletoe.

    72. (x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about.

    73. (x) Blown bubbles. Of course.

    74. (x) Made a bonfire on the beach. Live at the beach in the summer.

    75. (x) Crashed a party.

    76. (x) Gone roller-skating. I was the shizzle back in the 80's roller rink.

    77. (x) Had a wish come true.

    78. (x) Worn pearls. I have a beautiful set.

    79. ( ) Jumped off a bridge.

    80. (x) Ate dog/cat food. My favorite snack as a baby.

    81. ( ) Told a complete stranger you loved them.

    82. (x) Kissed a mirror.

    83. (x) Sang in the shower.

    84. (x) Had a dream that you married someone. In third grade I dreamed that I married Shawn Cassidy. When I woke up I cried because it wasn't true. Damn Hardy Boys.

    85. (x) Glued your hand to something. I'm no longer allowed to use super glue. I once glued my hand to the container and called the hospital to find out how to get it off. They said directions were on the label. Pretty hard to read when it's glued to your hand.

    86. (x) Got your tongue stuck to a flagpole. On a dare.

    87. (x) Kissed a fish.

    88. (x) Sat on a rooftop. I'm very afraid of heights.

    89. (x) Screamed at the top of your lungs. Just did, damn kids.

    90. ( ) Done a one-handed cartwheel. I could never do a 2 handed one.

    91. ( ) Talked on the phone for more than six hours on one occasion. I hate the phone.

    92. (x) Stayed up all night. Lots of times.

    93. ( ) Didn't take a shower for a week. I can't stand one day without one. Sometimes I take two.

    94. (x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.

    95. (x) Climbed a tree that had a tree house.

    96. (x) Been told by a complete stranger that you're hot. Been awhile.

    97. ( ) Ever had a one night stand.

    98. (x) Ever missed someone so much it still hurts to think of them. My Grandma and my father in law.

    99. (x) Ever loved someone that you knew wouldn't love you back.

    100. (x) Ever been to a professional baseball, football, or hockey game in a stadium. Go Tigers.

    101. ( ) Went hiking in the mountains.

    102. (x) Smoked a cigar. It hurts if you inhale.

    103. (x) Had a crush on someone you worked with but never told them.

    104. (x) Wished you had the chance to change your profession. I change about every 5 years. Not sure what I want to be when I grow up.

    105. ( ) Ever cremated and kept the ashes of a pet you cared a lot about.

    106. (x) Wished you could live your life over again beginning at age 21.

    107. (x) Been baptized. When I was 2 weeks old.

    108. (x) Rode a horse. I had horses growing up. My horse was the horse from hell. I'll post some stories.

    109. ( ) Sent flowers to someone you never met.


    Top cat said...

    Very interesting, I LIKE you even more.

    pantylines said...

    that is a long list

    SignGurl said...

    TC~Awww...I Like you too. ;-)

    Pantylines~I'm sorry, did I bore you?

    Horsn said...

    I agree, that's a long list. But I learned a few things about you. I once wore a Tiger's cap around cause I thought it made me look like Tom Selleck. But now I'm a Rangers fan!

    Guess I need to pay closer attention so I'll understand what you said in #61

    I dreamed I married Shawn Cassidy's brother's sister. I had a severe crush on Linda Day when she was in the Partidge Family.

    I can't believe you never stole a car!

    SignGurl said...

    Horsn~Shawn Cassidy's brother's sister, LMFAO! I really did steal a car but, shhh, they're still after me.

    sugarpunk said...

    LOL nice confession SG... jeeez you are such a saint ... or im just that bad!

    Big Pissy said...

    That was fun! I learned a lot about you :)

    gigi said...

    Hey girl! I can help you out with #109! My Birthday is 2/16 and I LOVE daisies!

    SignGurl said...

    Sugar~I'm just that good.

    Big Pissy~It was fun.

    Gigi~I'll keep that in mind.

    The Seeker said...

    Damn, reading that made ME tired. lol

    MamaKBear said...

    Yay! You did the list too! And gee, some of those answers were awful familiar! LOL Deja vu, anyone??

    tami said...

    Post-its rock.

    SignGurl said...

    Seeker~Next time save yourself for your writing. Forget about my mindless drivel.

    MamaK~You know that if your answers were good, I kept them, lol!

    Tami~I got nothin'

    Chrissie said...

    i love this! You are so cute... *smooch* I wanna do it but im lazy *L*

    Everything Nice said...

    K, i read this whole thing and didn't feel any longness...

    was it? I couldn't tell.

    I was so enthralled with you that time stopped anyway!

    Thanks Jenn, that was so cool!

    buddha_girl said...

    Sister! I wanna jump in a mud puddle with you. I'm sure we could find some anal person to hose us off. I'm not taking a shower with ya, though. I like ya too much to expose you to my naked body.

    I freaking snorted out loud when I read about you and that girl having those weekly fist-fights. I wish I could have seen at least one of those throw-downs! Excellent list! Wonderful read! Anyone who complains about your verbage should be bitch-slapped in the forehead.

    terry said...

    i love this! i'm so stealing it.