Jay tagged me with this.
Here's my list of the 8 attributes of a perfect partner:
1. He must not fart while near me especially while in tight quarters such as the car or while having sex.
2. He must not belch near me unless we are having a contest which I will always win.
3. If he has excessive body hair he must have it removed by someone other than me.
4. He must shower daily sometimes twice if I deem it necessary.
5. He must remove all body hair left on the bar of soap.
6. He must not clip his toenails onto the floor.
7. He must brush his teeth at least twice a day.
8. He must tell me how beautiful I am no matter how painful it is.
Pretty tough to be my man, huh?
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
8 Attributes Of A Perfect Partner
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not bad at all!
To make sure there's never any hair on the soap, make him use liquid soap.
Chrissie~Finally! Someone admires my talent!
Belle & Pissy~It's bad, believe me.
Gary~Liquid soap is for hands in my house. Bar soap is for the bootay!
there's been so much taggin' lately that i think blogger went straight mexican. ha ha, just kidding, we all know puerto ricans do all the tagging.
Scumbag~What happened to the Cap'n? Mmmm...Puerto Ricans can tag my ass anytime.
you know what? *I* couldn't date you
*lmao*
Well if I work at it real, real hard...
Hey, number 8 just goes without saying silly.
Are you MAD?!?!?!
No such man exists!
The worse, the absolute worse is him farting while getting a blow job.
Yeah...
Sass~You know, I wrote this as a joke. I thought it would be a funny response to everyone else's well thought out memes. I'm a little sad that you can't date me :-(
Bar~Keep up on the oral health and you're on your way!
Jay~Finally, someone gets me!
Rob~Get it, got it, good!
i agree on the body hair
nothing like feeling like you're nuzzling with a goddamn bear
*gag*
WAX!!
at one point in my life, I could belch "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
My entire family can belch on command, even the chicks. This surprises many people. What can I say? We're gifted!
*has such light body hair it's almost non-existent*
Buttah~ There's just something unattractive about having body hair up your nose.
DZER~ My sister and I are both gifted with the belch on command. She can burp the alphabet. I love a man with little to no body hair. *Sigh*
LOL...I got tagged with this too...posted it today.
geeeeesh!!!!! you're no fun!
tc
(just kiddin)
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