I'm Going To Take A Beating For This...

Here's the thing with me, I have always been attracted to the less obvious guy. For me it's just not about what a guy looks like. It' all about his brain and how it works. I love to laugh and enjoy anyone who can make me laugh.

In high school, my biggest crush (after Prince, of course) was Pee Wee Herman a.k.a Paul Ruebens.

Look how cute he is here.

Even though I was in high school I enjoyed watching his Saturday morning show, Pee Wee's Playhouse. (Check this link out and click on the characters, it's awesome!) Pee Wee had a secret word for each show. We all know what to do when we hear the secret word, SCREAM REAL LOUD!



I'm still amazed at the sexual innuendo in the show. There is an episode where Miss Yvonne complained to Cowboy Curtis (Larry Fishburne) that her pipes were "backed up". Curtis' reply was, "I know what you need fixed, Miss Yvonne... And I'VE got the TOOL to fix it." He then reaches down toward his crotch (winking at the camera) and pulls out a monkey wrench.

Here are the giant underpants that he would put on his head and pull the rest down around his ass. Funny stuff I'm telling ya!

Paul Reubens made two Pee Wee movies. The first and best was Pee Wee's Big Adventure. My favorite scene was when Pee Wee's in the Mexican bar and he realizes he is in trouble. He grabs a pair of huge white platform shoes and dances to the song Tequila on the bar. I can imitate him perfectly in this scene. Does anyone have any platforms I can borrow?

The second movie was Big Top Pee Wee and since I love the circus (I hate the clowns though) thought it was pretty fun. It wasn't as great as the first but I'll give him credit for trying. This movie starred Valeria Golino (Tom Cruise's love interest in Rain Man), Penelpope Ann Miller and Kris Kristofferson. Not bad for a Pee Wee Herman movie.

Then tragedy struck! Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman was caught with his pants down and his wang in his hand. Where was he caught playin five against one you ask? In a Cub Scout meeting? No! In a rest area bathroom? No! On 5th Avenue in New York City? No! He was caught in an adult theater. What's that you ask? "Isn't that what you are supposed to do in those kinds of places?" Well that's what I thought anyway. The whole world freaked out and shamed the poor man. (He's hot in his mug shot *giggle*) People made their children stop watching him for fear that he would somehow encourage them into fits of masterbation.

The police have continued to pester poor Pee Wee as recent as two years ago. They sieged his home looking for child pornography and seized his computer. Nothing was found on the computer so they delved deeper and found some magazines from the 1940's with men with bare chests on them. The police confiscated them saying that it was borderline pornography. Paul Reuben's claims that they are considered collector's items in the art world. Now personally, I hope the police don't go checking in my drawers because I could be in trouble here. The world now has to suffer Pee Weeless (laughing) because some dumb asses didn't like his routine.

I'll leave you with my favorite Pee Wee memory.

Tequila!