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    Monday, March 20, 2006

    It's Official!

    If you don't want to in any way think of me as a sexual being then please don't read any further. If you chose to do so, don't say I didn't warn you!

    I had never had an orgasm with Mr. Sign until we had been married almost a year. (Keep in mind that Mr. Sign was my first and my last.) I had been able to bring myself there quite easily but was afraid, as most women are at a young age, to tell him what I wanted. He was very attentive and we always had great sex before that but I just never could let myself go where I needed to in my head. We all know that it's really about your brain when you are a woman and it's about not thinking about it when you are a man.

    It finally happened one day when I was studying for an exam in medical terminology. Mr. Sign was on the couch and I just totally took advantage of him by climbing on top and riding myself to my first slice of heaven.

    What we both learned that day was that when I achieve orgasm, my entire brain shuts down. I become a blithering idiot. I can barely speak a complete sentence and my body is all relaxed for the rest of the day. I guess that is called complete relaxation but Mr. Sign and I call it the Duh Factor. Does this happen to anyone else?

    I was happy with one orgasm and somehow got it in my head that one was my allowance. I could never have more than one. I thought that I was only allowed one and that I should be happy to have one at all.

    Side note~I have a friend who is in her 40's who claims to have never orgasmed. I asked her if she had ever tried on her own. She said she couldn't since nice girls didn't do that. I questioned in my mind whether or not her husband really had her best interest in mind. (I recently found out that he didn't.) She said they had tried but she was just happy to please him. I still wonder if something is wrong with her or if it's just him.

    A blogger friend, Wendy, posted several months ago about having mutliple orgasms. You can read it here (It's about halfway down.) We joked about starting a club since I wanted to become a member but could never become the president.

    Well, ladies and gentleman, it's official! I can now be in Wendy's club! I had more than one orgasm in a five minute period. I have no idea what I did to deserve this but I hope it's not a fluke.

    I think I'll go work on keeping my membership.


    DZER said...


    good for you ... and keep on ... umm ... truckin' ... heh

    Nonny said...

    WOW! Glad to here it. Just don't get used to it. I work for an OB/GYN and I can tell you that multiples are very rare and only about 13% of women have ever experienced them (I have one time). Of note, about 23% of women have never had an orgasm. This is fairly high I think. I'm not sure if this means with a partner or alone. Women who don't masterbate are cheating themselves. That's my opinion anyway.

    MamaKBear said...

    Oh, girl, you have been deprived!!

    I don't orgasm EVERY time hubby and I do the deed, but I do most times.

    As for multiples, mmmm mmm mmm! Happens now and then, but normally for me after the first one I'm just way too sensitive "down there" for him to even touch me for awhile, so multiples are rare...but Oh. My. God. when they do happen!

    Suze said...

    Jenn, I so glad you got the chance to experience one. I have them all the time and I suppose take them a little for granted.

    I feel so sorry for your friend, you're right he does seem to one selfish f****r (notice I didn't swear on your blog. LOL)

    barman said...

    Oh my, not something I expected to read but good for you Sign Gurl. Too bad about the friend. I know I read somewhere about a guy who was terrible and made his mate think her was wonderful. What a shitty thing to do. I hope the friend gets things figured out.

    Anonymous said...

    why do you want to have multiple organisms?(wink)

    blogger is getting weird again, I couldn't get in to comment, it just sat here and loaded and loaded and loaded.........errrrrrr
    I had to disconnect and try coming back through the rear window..oops!

    cadbury_vw said...

    i am VERY pleased for you

    i tried to convince mrs_c for years that she could have more than one orgasm

    she said it "just doesn't work for her"

    she had a second one a few years back, but thought it was an anomaly

    this has been frustrating for me through our marriage because mrs_c is the only woman i have ever been with that i couldn't help regularly achieve multiple orgasms
    (yes - these were all prior to marriage - no playing around for me)

    recently she had a second orgasm and decided it was a good thing to try to do again

    i'm hopeful

    SignGurl said...

    DZER~I'm workin' it!

    Nonny~Your odds are depressing.

    MamaK~Mr. S and I have an unwritten rule that it's ladies first.

    Suze~You are a lucky woman! You are allowed to swear on my blog, lol.

    Barman~I had a feeling that it would be you that would be offended by this post. I forwarned you!

    TC~Do you come in through the back door often? ;-)

    Cadbury~Good for you for being persistant. It will pay off.

    barman said...

    Sign Girl I just said surprised. It would be hard to offend me, believe me. Besides, what is wrong with talking about the big O. :)

    crabcake said...

    Sign gurl, you are so gonna be able to do it again. I have multiples every single time. And like you, I am incapable of any kind of word forming. LOL! It's mostly pant pant pant.

    It's all about letting go.

    Ok, I'm getting bob and I'm going to go to bed now. LOL!

    Dang woman! Way to distract me from completing my "to do" list for tomorrows work. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

    ell said...

    a double! you go girl!

    terry said...

    nicely done! you've been deprived, woman. keep it up! (so to speak..!)

    SignGurl said...

    Barman~I just thought I would change things up for the day :-)

    CrabCake~Thanks for the encouragement. When you see me typing "lkie tihs" you'll know that IT has happened again.

    Terry~I wouldn't consider myself deprived. :-)

    SignGurl said...

    Oops, I missed you Ell! Thank you, thank you!

    crabcake said...

    Sign, I think this was a great post. Those stats that Noni gave were very interesting to me. I'm thinking of taking a poll over at the field see how many gals can and can't to check up on those stats. I never heard that before. I was shocked!

    See you did a public service. LOL!

    Sex is such a big part of our lives I don't see why women shouldn't speak openly together. Sometimes it can be a big help. Now you watch though. if I run a poll on orgasms, my friend Ethel will freak. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha

    Gary said...

    I had a girlfriend once who could never be on top because she would just collapse.

    BTW, thanks for stopping by my blog. I really enjoyed your post about the naive lady.

    Motor City Monk said...

    If I was a chick you better believe I'd be having multiple orgasms...but, since I'm a guy I just make up for it by orgasming whenever possible...The Buzzcocks had it right with their classic song "Orgasm Addict".

    truckdriver_sefl said...

    Heres to joining the "club" hehehe!! :-}

    Sal said...

    Yea baby, you go girl, Woo Hoo

    ~Deb said...

    I have to say that I know lots of women who haven't climaxed till their 30's or so. But for me, I remember 'pleasing myself' at the age of 3 yrs old! I know....must be the genes...I have no clue...

    When I finally was intimate with a woman, I discovered "multiples"... THAT in itself is an amazing experience. It makes it all the more better when you're in love as well.

    Should a congratulations be in order for you? hehe... ;)

    Chrissie said...

    WOo Hoo!! Good for you chickie...

    honkeie2 said...

    very nice.....better late than never! Keep it up