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    Monday, June 19, 2006

    He Said, She Said

    What he heard, "Will you come up here and help me get this TURD out of the bed?"

    What she said, "Will you come up here and help me TURN the bed?"

    Can you believe he actually came upstairs when he thought I said the first line? I've been laughing all weekend about it.

    18 comments:

    barman said...

    Oh my, blogger was acting wierd on your blog. Now I know why. I was visiting when you were posting something new. Yea!

    Well, did you get the TURD out?

    That is two funny. Somehow I can picture me doing that. I think that will provide a chuckle all day.

    Glad to see you out and about.

    Madame X said...

    I can't believe he was coming to help you!
    I'd have told you to do it yourself!!!
    lol

    Nonny said...

    And now I'm gonna be laughing all day. Hilarious.

    Sal said...

    LOL, sometimes you just gotta know.

    Suze said...

    LMAO. This reminds me of the time I found a small turd on the landing outside the bathroom.

    I blamed Alex and it turned out to be the cat. :D

    gab said...

    yes I can believe that because something all most like that happened to me before I married my hubby. You know how men do the "wolf" whistle? Well I was doing that to my Now hubby to check him out. WHen he turned around I would say"now you shipwreak the tree"or the car or the house. That type of thing. then he left and went into the army. His siter in law said he wanted some one to write to him so I wrote a letter. But he wrote his sister in law and said he wasnt going to write back to me because of what I called him. I couldnt even think of what I had called him to offend him. 4 years later when he came home I found out. He thought I had said"not you shitbrick the house"(tree car.)How he ever got shitbrick out of shipwreak I'll never know but 32 years later and we still laugh over it.

    crabcake said...

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Bob would have grabbed the keys to his car and run.

    Chrissie said...

    LMAO! WTH? I would have been like, uhh think you can handle that one babe!

    Its says something that he came to help eh? lol What a gem!

    buddha_girl said...

    TURD???????? Jaysus!

    I'm shaking my head here. The real question is this:
    Did he walk upstairs to help before or after you explained TURN rather than TURD?

    BTW, I don't think I've said the word turd in YEARS. Freaking hysterical!

    Manny said...

    Haahhaaha

    WTF?????

    DZER said...

    you gotta love someone who's willing to deal with shit for you, even mistakenly so LOL

    Big Pissy said...

    That is hilarious!!!!! *LOL*

    wmy said...

    Hang on to that man honey!! Most of the prickapoos in the world would have told you to go to hell!
    Go give him a hug k? Wait, I am gonna go jump in the car and give him a hug too...I will be there in about an hour k...wait up for me!

    wmy said...

    btw...I have been reading your archives, and I say....you have done all your research on gastric bypass, go for it...go go go!!
    p.s. I LOVED the audio from the Michigan bloggers weekend!!

    Mone said...

    cant find a better person, hahaha

    Denny Shane said...

    a guy that would help you get a "turd" out of the bed... now what more could you ask... except I would have hollared back "whose is it?"

    sassinak said...

    what wmy said regarding your surgery. i recall when i quit smoking the first time, all these people kept trying to get me to start again (and i eventually did but then i quit for real) and my dad said it was fear.

    because if i could quit then so could they and they didn't want to deal with it. there's something very safe about being in a 'club' even if it's one you don't want to be in right?

    as for the turd? i see why you're still in love with your husband.

    Reg said...

    Did he think it was your turd or one he absentmindedly left himself? That is a damn funny story.