I'm Not Dead Yet

Ok, so I thought things were going to get less busy but I was wrong. Now that school's out, I can work more hours. I have been working until after 5. I'm paid hourly so this is a bonus.

Friday night I went to the horse races with a group that included my mom and grandma. We had a great time since we know several people who have horses. The horses are harness racers which means that the jockey is pulled in a cart behind the horse. I won a little and lost a little. Overall I think I was only down 15 dollars. The lowest bet you can make is $2 so that is what I did.

The party on Saturday with the PTA was a hit. I cleaned and cooked my ass off. There were only six of us but you would have thought there were more of us since we were so loud. I made Jello shots. There were blueberry, pineapple and cranberry. I would have been ok if I hadn't mixed alcohols myself. The shots were made with Absolute Vodka. When they ran out, my friend decided that we needed to drink the fifth of tequila I had. I only had two shots of that, two vodka sunrises, and maybe 10 Jello shots. I was three sheets to the wind by 8:30. I didn't eat. Smart, huh?

I somehow fell off my chair on the deck. I only remember everyone trying to help me up and asking how my arm was. I couldn't feel anything then, but yesterday I could barely move it. It's badly bruised.

I'm not a smoker but I vaguely remember smoking a couple of cigarettes. I think everyone was smoking. I don't remember anything else after that but I'm told that I said I was going to bed at 10pm leaving all of my guests for Mr. Sign to entertain. I remember waking up about a half an hour later (I think) because I needed to throw up. I made it to the bathroom just in time to puke a rainbow. For some reason I decided I needed to take a shower and all I remember is holding on to the bar so I wouldn't fall down.

Apparently, I was very entertaining because my friend called me yesterday to say what a great time she had.

Mr. Sign had brought the girls back just in time to see me at my finest. They have never seen me drunk. I hope they never do again since they are still making fun of me.

I think I got so inebriated because I was sure that will be the last time I drink. Once you have weight loss surgery, it's highly recommended that you don't drink alcohol. I was also trying to keep up with my friend who drinks often.

I guess I'm not going to be a very good summertime blogger. I just can't bring myself to get on the computer when I can be outside enjoying the weather. I'm not giving up, I just won't post every day. I'll try to visit everyone as often as I can.