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    Thursday, June 29, 2006

    So You Think You Know Me?

    Again, I'm lacking for exciting news to share with you so you get the ever popular "Meme".

    1. How tall are you barefoot?

    2. Favorite movies? Gone With The Wind, The Princess Bride, Dumb and Dumber and Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    3. Do you own a gun? Does a bb pistol count? It looks like a 357 Magnum. I did learn how to shoot a .22 so I could kill woodchucks. Farm girl here, remember?

    4. Who is your biggest enemy? My body and mind.

    5. Favorite Scent? Lilacs and dirt.

    6. Do you like hot dogs? Koegels but I think they are a Michigan product.

    7. What's your favorite Christmas song? John Lennon's Happy X-Mas (War is Over)

    8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Diet Pepsi.

    9. Do you do push-ups? With my bra? Yes!

    10. Brothers or sisters? One younger sister. 3 step brothers and 2 step sisters (they don't count though since I never talk to them).

    11. What's your most liked piece of jewelry? My wedding set.

    12. What do you take for pain relief? 800mg Ibuprofen or Jello shots.

    13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Umm, my stupidity.

    14. Do you own a knife? I keep one in my garter ;-)

    15. Do you have A.D.D.? Absolutely not! I'm just dumb.

    16. Middle name? Susan

    17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
    WTF is that dog doing to the other dog?
    I'm going to sneeze.
    I need to pee.

    18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner.

    19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Water and Diet Pepsi. There aren't three.

    20. What time did you wake up today? 6:45am

    21. Current worry? Whether or not I will be approved for gastric bypass surgery.

    22. Current hate? besides my weight? Stupid people.

    23. Your favorite place to be? outside in the country or near water.

    24. Least favorite place to be? Stuck in traffic.

    25. Where would you like to go? Africa.

    26. Do you own slippers? Yes, but I only wear them in the winter because I'm a cheap bitch and won't turn up the heat.

    27. What shirt are you wearing? Light blue top with holes (part of the pattern).

    28. Do you burn or tan? Burn once then tan quite well for a white girl.

    29. Least favorite color? Puce. It looks and sounds like puke.

    30. Would you be a pirate? Only if Johnny Depp is involved!

    31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? 2 weeks ago when I passed out at my own house during a party. I'm such a loser.

    32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I'm in too much of a hurry to sing.

    33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Ghosts. They seemed to like me.

    34. What's in your pockets right now? No pants ;-)

    35. Last thing that made you laugh? Sadly I can't remember. Actually, I was talking to Madame X last Friday and she nearly made me wet my pants. She is damn funny.

    36. Best bed sheets you had as a child? I was lucky to have sheets.

    37. Worst injury you've ever had? I was about 9 when I decided to climb a tree (I'm scared to death of heights). As I was coming back down, my leg slid over an old rusty nail. It gouged in and I clung to the tree for dear life. My sister thought that I was afraid to come down so she tried to pull me. It ripped a 6 inch gash into my leg. The worst was when they flapped it open to scrub it out.

    38. What is your favorite pet? Mr. Sign.

    39. How many TVs do you have in your house? 4

    40. Who is your loudest friend? My mother.

    41. Who is your most silent friend? The catatonic lepper girl who lives down the street. Duh, I don't have quiet friends.

    42. Does someone have a crush on you? Does the town retard count? No, well, there is this computer guy...

    43. Do you wish on stars? Yes, and it works.

    44. What is your favorite book? Go Dog Go

    45. What is your favorite candy? Circus Peanuts, I didn't say "Penis", LOL.

    46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Wild Thing by Tone Loc. It was so appropriate.

    47. What song do you want played at your funeral?

    Salsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel.

    When I think that I am free

    Watched by empty silhouettes

    Who close their eyes but still can see

    No one taught them etiquette

    I will show another me

    Today I don't need a replacement

    I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant

    My heart going boom boom boom

    "Hey" I said "You can keep my things,

    they've come to take me home."

    48. What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night? Reading a book.

    49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Yay, I'm alive!

    50. Do you have a favorite charity? Ele's Place (a place for children to grieve).


    Big Pissy said...

    heh heh! Fun list!

    and I DID think I knew you....but I still learned stuff! ;-)

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    sassinak said...

    i like your favourite charity a lot.

    and your pet!

    Manny said...

    I love the smell of lilacs. I have four TV's too.

    Very insightful.

    Come to Ohio so we can play.

    DZER said...

    great bunch of informative answers there, darlin' ... remind me never to sneakily try to remove your garter! ;)

    wmy said...

    hee hee..I was lucky to get a sheet as a kid too...cheap ass parents anyway right?? lol and.....dirt??? you love the smell of dirt??? whats that all about?

    Buddman said...

    i wished on a star the other dayand i got what i wished for.....some more budweiser

    Sal said...

    GAWD, you said barefoot! Ahhhhhhhhhh

    I'll have to come back later to finish the list!

    crabcake said...

    After reading #23 I have a plan!
    We'll by a place in the country half way between Michigan and Ohio. And we can hang out there now and then with a variety of jello shots and chips. WOOT!

    Spinning Girl said...

    OK, I am totally stealing this.

    How the heck are ya?!?!?!?!

    The Seeker said...

    I'm not taking a break anymore... :-P

    Snow White said...

    "Go Dog Go" is my favorite Dr. Suess book. I used it with my ESL students.
    "Do you like my hat?"
    "No, I do not like your hat."

    You gotta love it! Thanks for sharing your great list! xox

    Suze said...

    Jenn, no, no, no, 25 should read the UK to visit Suze.

    I share the burn thing with you, it must be the redhead in me. ;)

    Anonymous said...

    I love learning more about my favorite signgurl.
    btw..I am not the town retard!

    Chrissie said...

    LOL @ Snow! Thats what I was gonna post when I clicked! .. Not the esl bit but... Do you like my hat?

    Great list!

    "The catatonic lepper girl who lives down the street. Duh, I don't have quiet friends."


    Madame X said...

    Go Dog Go! ROCKS!!!
    I love the page where all the dogs are sleeping then on the end of the bed there is that one wide awake dog!

    "Do you like my hat?"