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    Thursday, August 10, 2006

    In Response To Yesterday's Dream

    I have to explain to all the men that in yesterday's dream I NEVER cut anyone's penis off. These prizes were GIVEN to me. I did, however, enjoy waving them around.

    I dream every night. My dreams are detailed and vivid. I used to keep a dream journal before I had kids. I don't seem to have time now to document all the craziness.

    About 30% of my dreams are sexual in nature. I have this amazing ability to climax in real life while dreaming. The movement of my gyrating hips wakes me up. Is that considered a wet dream?

    My "wet" dreams have almost gotten me into trouble. It's happened once when I was with a room of women on a trip to Chicago. I quickly thought up a lie and told them that I was being chased by a murderer and that was why I was moving about the bed. I think they bought it. ;-)

    18 comments:

    cadbury_vw said...

    i know you didn't commit any violence - i was just ribbing you

    (but if i was ribbing you, would i have to start calling you eve?)

    i stick with the anchovies answer

    Manny said...

    Confession here!!!!

    I have quite a few dreams where I cum. I mean actually cumming! Shit man! I am talking 3 or 4 a week.

    I can see him plain as day. I so wish he was for real. Just show up mother f----- because I am all yours!

    These dreams never happen when I fall asleep thinking about sex.

    I dunno why.

    Manny said...

    btw, I always wake up hungry after these dreams of mine. Hungry for more sex. I love morning sex, always have.Shit who am I kidding.

    I just love hot sex all the time.

    Hey! You started it.

    SignGurl said...

    Cadbury~ You could call me in the eve, heh!

    Manny~ First of all let me just say, "FREAK"! Just kidding. i don't have the dreams either if I think of sex before falling asleep. I always wake up hungry. If you must know, I'm more of a night girl ;-) Hey, you continued this conversation, LMAO!

    Manny said...

    Stuffy by day, freak by night, that's me for sure. LOL

    barman said...

    Darn I can't remember the last time I had a dream. Why can't I have dreams like these? *pout*

    SignGurl said...

    Manny~ You and I are two peas in a pod.

    Barman~ Close your eyes and , think good thoughts. Quit yer pouting, LOL.

    Suze said...

    Jenn, I believe we can have wet dreams. Sometimes I wake up very, very wet down there.

    I have woken mid orgasm, rubbing my things together. They are induced via clitoral stimulation and most enjoyable.

    Fortunately I have never had to explain my moaning to others, just Alex. LOL

    cadbury_vw said...

    "You could call me"

    call me...

    Richard Gere?

    ;-)

    Sal said...

    You go girl! Sweet dreams this weekend *wink*

    crabcake said...

    Hey, I have cum dreams too. When I wake up, I wake up Bob. Poor man has been called to duty countless times. Oddly he never complains. He's such a trooper.

    Sign, you crack me up!

    Kristen said...

    That's awesome!!!

    Roxi said...

    they didnt belive you... no way..

    I would have known cause I do the same damn thing.. thats shy I sleep with sheets between my legs

    SignGurl said...

    Suze~ You just made me cum :)

    Cadbury~ You don't want to be called Richard Gere. How about Johnny Depp?

    Sal~ They better be sweet dreams, baby!

    Crabby~ Can I call Bob, Old Reliable?

    Kristen~ It is!

    Roxi~ Why am I not surprised? You are waaaayyy too hot!

    barman said...

    You are bad SignGurl, very bad. Not because of your dreams. Heck I am so jealous. But instead it is your comment back on my blog. I was all set to tell you someone stold you blog or something but no, it was just you. You got me good.

    See, there it is again. More of what I like about you. Your wit and sense of humor is priceless.

    SignGurl said...

    Barman~ I couldn't resist.

    terry said...

    cracking up over your need to tell a cover story...!

    and hey, if your mind has to be busy while you're sleeping, it might as well be doing something fun!

    Denny Shane said...

    signgurl... I know you are telling the truth because the very next week I was on a bus to Chicago and the woman next to me was laughing and telling me about the week before where a lady was telling them in her dream she was "chased by a murderer and that was why she was moving about the bed" ;)