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    Wednesday, August 09, 2006

    Last Night's Dream

    I don't usually share my dreams. What's the point? I mean really, we all have them and they are non-sense, right? Do our dreams help us overcome some of our real life problems ? I have no clue, but I had a doozy last night and thought I would share it with you.

    It started out with me camping with a group of hippies. I don't know why hippies. I don't know any. We were all sitting in a circle and holding hands. The males in the group each handed me something that I put directly into my tye dyed skirt but didn't look at until later. When I got back to my tent, Mr. Sign was there and asked what I had. I reached into my skirt that was pulled up by the hem to make a sling to carry things in. What I pulled out should have horrified me and anyone within one hundred miles.

    What was it you ask? It was a penis. Yes, a real live detatched penis. There was no blood only several more penises inside my skirt.

    I showed Mr. Sign and he said, "You've always wanted one of those," matter of factly. He didn't scream or grab his own manhood. He was very non chalant about the fact that my skirt held 10 or more organs.

    What would Freud say about this one? Penis envy? I think not! I love being a woman, although, it would be easier to use the bathroom with the right equipment.

    17 comments:

    cadbury_vw said...

    NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE

    that's what freud would say

    signgirl, sometimes a penis is just a penis

    or have you quit smoking lately?

    ----

    however, you can't have mine, i'm kind of attached to it
    (yeah - lame - i know

    sassinak said...

    damm i wish i remembered my dreams. the only one i remember lately was a daydream where i broke my fast with a box of chocolate turtles!

    yours seems strangely more fun

    BTExpress said...

    What does the dream mean? It means that Mr Sign better sleep wearing a cup from now on. You seem to have some pent up animosity that may cause you to sever his penis in his sleep one night if he dosen't protect it.

    Lady K said...

    Holy shit. email me.

    Lady K said...

    lmao @ the comments. I'm serious. email me.

    DZER said...

    cadbury totally took what I was going to say.

    maybe, sometimes, a penis is a cigar? LOL

    Manny said...

    I have lot's of dreams, but never any like this one.

    I believe some of have meaning not all.

    Mr. Sign didn't seem concerned because he knows he's is way more pleasing to you then having 10 or more men.

    Question: Did you eat spicy Mexican food last night? LOL

    Manny said...

    btw, it's not even 4:00 a.m. and now you have me thinking about penis's. Oh the frustration.

    Manny said...

    I KNOW!

    You read my cucumber post, the fact I made cucumber salad fell deep into your sub-consious (sp, knowing you must cut up cucumbers before you can make salad.....
    Hence your dream.

    I should really be getting paid for this. ahhhhh ah ah ah

    Sheets said...

    This is why I'm not a counselor. I would have laughed my ass off. Probably not good for client/patient relations.

    Nonny said...

    You are hilarious! That is the most bizarre dream I've read about in quite some time.

    Suze said...

    Jenn, it may be that you are so frustrated with how slow your surgery is coming along.

    So you want to go round cutting the genitalia off the people holding things up.

    Sounds perfectly logical to me. LOL

    Chrissie said...

    LOL nice! Thats one of those dreams you keep trying to get back to just so you can "finish" it

    Sal said...

    Phew, mine is still attached, glad I missed that one.

    Make sure I’m in the good dream where we ...

    crabcake said...

    Naw, it's not penis envy. You just wanna get laid.

    buddha_girl said...

    That's a screwball dream. After reading about YOURS I think I might be glad that I almost NEVER remember any of my dreams. Even the good ones, dammit.

    Perhaps you need to go buy a fine selection of vibrators at the local sex shop. Nothing wrong with a shopping spree! *snort*

    Madame X said...

    Crap...thought I's be the first one to say SOmetimes a cigar is just a cigar...damn intellectuals!