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    Wednesday, August 30, 2006

    Mom Moments

    I said, as I came out of my mother's bathroom, "Man, am I horny!"

    My mom's jaw dropped to the floor and she couldn't speak.

    "Mom, I'm talking about my hair looking like horns."

    It's not often that:

    • My mom is speechless
    • I embarrassed my mother first
    Last week my girls were at Mom's and they both needed to take a shower at the same time. My oldest daughter told my mom that there wasn't room for them both. My mother's response to my 14 year old was that she and my step dad fit with no problem. The 14 year old says she's scarred for life.

    11 comments:

    Sal said...

    LOL! We used to tease the kids by insinuating we had sex here or there. They never did sit in my chair. LMAO

    So are you horny today? *snicker*

    barman said...

    Darn, I was only curley yesterday. :)

    So do you see you and your daughters carrying on the tradition? That is way funny. Good on you.

    DZER said...

    you horny devil!!

    and I hear your girl on the scarred thing ... LOL

    Big Pissy said...

    *LOL*

    That is tooooo funny!

    Sounds like all the women in your family have a good sense of humor! ;-)

    The Savage said...

    That was priceless... lol

    Manny said...

    When my hair is shorter it get's horny, but since I let it grow out some it just looks like I dipped my head in Downey fabric softner.
    All this humidity makes it fluff up and out.

    I didn't have to suffer the scarred thing. My mom didn't date untill well after I was driving (legally).
    My scarring came at the age of 17 when mom and her boyfriend were going away for the weekend and I offered him a joint to take with them. LMAO Turns out he wasn't as cool as I thought.

    Manny said...

    Damn snitch!

    Nonny said...

    Your mom sounds like a riot. My mom is the same way. She never gets embarressed. She's a labor and delivery nurse so she has no qualms whatsoever talking about sex or reproductive organs, sex toys, blowjobs. She's always been quite open.

    Fridaysweb said...

    My mom blushes if I say the word "pissed". If we ever discussed sex, I think she'd just fall over dead or something. Now, with my girls...the walk right into stuff. They'll make little silly comments about hearing me "cough" a lot, last night and then snicker. I always make sure to come up with a doozy like, "yeah, I coughed on the kitchen table when yall spent the night at so&so's"...it always freaks them out. I reckon it's a good thing, though, when kids know that us old farts still have sex. I mean, I don't want them to know HOW or anything, but knowing that the luvin' don't end at marriage... they need to know that.

    buddha_girl said...

    Farking hysterical! I may have to send you some cash to cover the copays for your kid's therapy. *snicker*

    cadbury_vw said...

    mega guffaw!