I said, as I came out of my mother's bathroom, "Man, am I horny!"
My mom's jaw dropped to the floor and she couldn't speak.
"Mom, I'm talking about my hair looking like horns."
It's not often that:
- My mom is speechless
- I embarrassed my mother first
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
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Darn, I was only curley yesterday. :)
So do you see you and your daughters carrying on the tradition? That is way funny. Good on you.
you horny devil!!
and I hear your girl on the scarred thing ... LOL
*LOL*
That is tooooo funny!
Sounds like all the women in your family have a good sense of humor! ;-)
That was priceless... lol
When my hair is shorter it get's horny, but since I let it grow out some it just looks like I dipped my head in Downey fabric softner.
All this humidity makes it fluff up and out.
I didn't have to suffer the scarred thing. My mom didn't date untill well after I was driving (legally).
My scarring came at the age of 17 when mom and her boyfriend were going away for the weekend and I offered him a joint to take with them. LMAO Turns out he wasn't as cool as I thought.
Damn snitch!
Your mom sounds like a riot. My mom is the same way. She never gets embarressed. She's a labor and delivery nurse so she has no qualms whatsoever talking about sex or reproductive organs, sex toys, blowjobs. She's always been quite open.
My mom blushes if I say the word "pissed". If we ever discussed sex, I think she'd just fall over dead or something. Now, with my girls...the walk right into stuff. They'll make little silly comments about hearing me "cough" a lot, last night and then snicker. I always make sure to come up with a doozy like, "yeah, I coughed on the kitchen table when yall spent the night at so&so's"...it always freaks them out. I reckon it's a good thing, though, when kids know that us old farts still have sex. I mean, I don't want them to know HOW or anything, but knowing that the luvin' don't end at marriage... they need to know that.
Farking hysterical! I may have to send you some cash to cover the copays for your kid's therapy. *snicker*
mega guffaw!
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