Here is one of my newest addictions. You can thank me or hate me later.
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I'm reposting this from last year.
Here's my list of the 8 attributes of a perfect partner:
1. He must not fart while near me especially while in tight quarters such as the car or while having sex.
2. He must not belch near me unless we are having a contest which I will always win.
3. If he has excessive body hair he must have it removed by someone other than me.
4. He must shower daily sometimes twice if I deem it necessary.
5. He must remove all body hair left on the bar of soap.
6. He must not clip his toenails onto the floor.
7. He must brush his teeth at least twice a day.
8. He must tell me how beautiful I am no matter how painful it is.
Pretty tough to be my man, huh?
Here's my list of the 8 attributes of a perfect partner:
1. He must not fart while near me especially while in tight quarters such as the car or while having sex.
2. He must not belch near me unless we are having a contest which I will always win.
3. If he has excessive body hair he must have it removed by someone other than me.
4. He must shower daily sometimes twice if I deem it necessary.
5. He must remove all body hair left on the bar of soap.
6. He must not clip his toenails onto the floor.
7. He must brush his teeth at least twice a day.
8. He must tell me how beautiful I am no matter how painful it is.
Pretty tough to be my man, huh?
22 comments:
The no farting thing killed me from the start. I almost always fart during sex.
Cripes. That's not tough. You should see my expectation list for HG. I'm a beast compared to you!
What the hell is that?
I think being your man would be worth meeting all the criteria you have listed.:)
tc
I am so with you on #'s 3,4 and 7!!!!
OBTW....those pictures you shot are just beautiful! I want to make a snow angel while I am here in WI....lol
That seems pretty reasonable to me.
I like the game. :-)
oh well. i can do the removal of body hair from the soap thing, but from my body...
i will just have to adore you from afar ;-)
I don't expel methane
I have no hair
I have no teeth
I don't sweat
I have no nails
You are painlessly beautiful!
Are we compatable?
P.S. I'm a district rep for Jose' Cuervo!
Ummm 5 out of 8 aint bad... I think...
But which 5?
You really aren't asking for much
I do officially hate you now. Damn bubbles.
And that's a pretty reasonable list. Now I feel kinda bad...
JENN!!!
I remember you posting this last year... my how time flies...
omigod... that game! it's SOOOOO addictive!!
I think fart's are funny, but NOT during sex. I know, I'm warped.
I don't think burp's are ever funny.
Oh, I don't like body hair either. My ex was part indian and he was smoooooth
Well I am not perfect but I can pull most of that list off especially #8. The game was fun but I had little time to play it. I almost started in this morning but I decided I probably should be going to work instead. Bummer.
Ok...that game has GOT to go! I keep coming back to it....aaaahhhh!!!!!!
So how's Mr. Sign doing on the list so far?
Thanks for the link. My kids love iT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. thank you thank you thank you. Soon as Manny sees that game she's gonna forget all about practicing shape shifter then I can sneak up on her high score and wipe it clean out. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
PS. body hair on soap is one of my biggest gripes. I actually bought my own personal bar of soap and told Bob...don't even think about touching it!
Look at all the fun we are having while you are working...
(SMooooooooooooch)xxxxox
ok, i'm hooked! just what i need, another addiction.
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