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    Monday, May 07, 2007

    More Search Results

    Here are today's results for what people Googled to get the Read This Sign with my responses in bold:

    • Dirty floor and "flat feet" No, my floors aren't dirty but my feet are flat.
    • Gall bladder pain while pregnant. Dear lord, don't let me be pregnant ever again!
    • Were crying when you were leaving. Oh, that's so sweet of you.
    • Need new profile. Yes, I do.
    • Mozilla Firefox. I'm a fox? Woo hoo!
    • Did Elvis Presley have any bad habits? If you call doing drugs and eating yourself to death, then yes.
    • Getting rid of gas pains. If you figure this out, please let me know.
    • How much alcohol in Nyquil Gel Caps? Not enough.
    • How long until my stomach is back to normal after the stomach flu? It will never be the same again.
    • Running after gall bladder surgery. I never advise anyone to run at any time. That would be considered exercise.
    • After work options. The options are endless.
    • Banana eating contests. Yes, I was the proud but drunk winner at one.
    • Boones Farm Tickled Pink. My #1 search request.

    I'm feeling great since surgery. I'm finally getting my stamina back. Yes, and that kind of stamina too.

    I had a great realization moment today at work. We had to put a back-lit sign up 10 feet on the side of a building. My job was to hold the scaffold so the sign and my boss didn't fall. As my arms were above head, I saw my shadow. I know this would be no big deal to most people, but I could not get over how small my shadow appeared. I kept staring at it trying to figure out if it was me. I checked out the size and appearance of things around me to see if the shadow size was true. It was!

    Life is good!!!!


    terry said...

    it's those little things that mean so much.

    yaay, you!

    Big Pissy said...


    You're doing soooooo great, Jenn! :)

    kimmyk said...

    You're searchers are funny. I refuse to look anymore-I had pervs finding mine and well, I don't wanna know.

    Boone's Farm!!! LOL, man that brings back memories.

    Yeah for you and your shadow!

    Manny said...

    I know your shadow is as hot as you.

    Boones Farm, tinkled pink. I puked for 3 days afterward. Sorry, that was just gross.

    I'm glad you're feeling better sweetie.

    Manny said...

    I tried to do a post that I thought would get searchers to my place. I got nuttin, notta, zilch. cept for my peroxide post.

    jillie said...

    That's why you're suppose to drink nyquil down WITH alcohol. Isn't that what the directions say? Just add alcohol? Oh wait...damn....and here all that time...lol!!!!

    Kudos to you Jenn!!!

    jillie said...

    Oh yeah...Boone's farm. Do you remember TJ Swann? I think you're too young for that..

    G-Man said...

    You guys are all babies compared to me!
    I bet you weren't looking at the shadow of your boobs..
    Those are still quite formidable...and awesome!

    ...TJ Swann.
    How about Thunderbird?

    MONA said...

    Dear Singurl. I hope you are feeling better now, after that surgery. God Bless! :)

    barman said...

    Do I get to see your shadow tomorrow? ;) ;) ;)

    Isn't it funny how little things like that can happen and just hit it home. Glad you shadow is slip sliding away.

    *S* said...

    How do you even find how people are getting to your site, SG? I'm glad your shadow is shrinking along with you!


    gab said...

    I cant wait till Im able to do that and say is that really me?

    Lady Roxanne said...


    I love how people get to your site.. I love you...

    matter of fact..

    when are we gonna do this blogger party honey?

    lime said...

    glad to hear you're feeling perkier and casting only a fraction of a shadow...

    as for the banana eating contest, i'll avoid them liek the plague...i am deathly allergic to banaans, weird huh?

    barman said...

    I think you might have forgot a few searches.

    Proud Mom
    Hot Horny Babe
    Mexican Men
    My Pussy
    Pee Wee Herman

    (yes the last three are actually part of prior posts!)

    Speaking of proud mom, #2 was wonderful making sure I got to where I wanted to go at the concert and #1 did so wonderful playing in the concert. Your daughters are really something to be proud of.