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    Monday, November 24, 2008

    Did You Ever Have One Of Those Days?

    I can remember when I worked in a very professional office. Being who I am, I was always the entertainment, whether it was because of a wardrobe malfunction or because I was using gummy bears to demonstrate the Kama Sutra. My wardrobe malfunctions almost always resulted from my pantyhose. They were always too long in the crotch and bunched up at the ankles. Let's just say that this body was not meant to wear lingerie.

    So one day, I did my business in the restroom and came strolling out all perky and happy go lucky when one of the vice presidents points out that I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I pretended like I meant to carry someone else's booty wiper on my foot.


    But, the most embarrassed I've ever been was when I was wearing a skirt. I was in a huge hurry to get back to my amazing job so I wasn't really paying too close of attention. I came flying out of the bathroom and sashayed my big old butt all the way across the building, only to realize that my skirt was tucked into the back of my skirt. I was hoping that no one had seen what happened, but my hope turned to sheer panic when I noticed all of the mail room guys pointing and snickering as I put myself back together. That had to be quite a show, for sure!




    Nothing could be more embarrassing than this, though...


    I hope it wasn't used.

    9 comments:

    gab said...

    ah yes those great moments in time when you wish you could curl up and die right there on the spot! I dont get away from the house too much so all my emberrasing moments happen at home where only me the cat and the baby can see!

    The Savage said...

    cute....

    kimmyk said...

    oh my gosh.

    one time i worked at a restaurant and i use to wear shorts under my skirt...thankfully when my skirt got tucked in my undies my shorts were there to hide my ass from the world.

    it's been 20 years or more and i still remember that....

    Sicilian said...

    Thanks for making me smile. I think it is everyone's worst nightmare.
    Ciao

    G-Man said...

    Potty Humor?
    Of course I love it....:-)

    barman said...

    I had that happen to me once. No I was not wearing pantyhose! I was in line at a little store inside the office building I worked at. The lady in front of me had her skirt tucked into her pantyhose. Terrible me, I was to embarrassed to tell her what she had done.

    Captain Dumbass said...

    Ouch. I'm glad I don't wear skirts or pantyhose anymore. Wait. I meant 'ever.' Heh heh... *awkward silence*

    Mona said...

    Lol @ G Man!

    That was hilarious!

    lime said...

    oh man, that last girl....mortification...


    and i would like a gummy bear kama sutra post next please.