I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

I'm not sure why I am playing along with this, but I'm a joiner. Thanks to Everything Nice, Dzer, and Gigi.

1. How old are you/male or female? 36, female

2. How many people have you slept with? Of the same sex 0, Other sex 1 (I married him, can you believe I'm telling you this? I'm such a loser.).

3. Lost virginity at what age? 19

4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? Lost count after the 1st week?

5. How many one nightstands? Refer to #2

6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other?No

7. Ever cheated? Nope

8. How often do you masturbate? As often as needed.

9. What do you masturbate to? The sound of silence.

10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? Prince (I've had this dream since I was a teen).

11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? Nope

12. Like the taste of pussy? Never tried it

13. Like the taste of cum? Tastes like soda crackers

14. Use toys? As often as possible.

15. Ever masturbated at work? Nope

16. Craziest place you've had sex? In the snow.

17. Like anal? Not particularly.

18. Foot fetish? I think my feet are cute, but everyone else's are gross.

19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? Whatever will fit.

20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? Who the Hell is Craig?

21. How many porn’s do you have? Not sure, maybe 5

22. Faked an orgasm? Don't have to.

23. Favorite position? Backward Cowboy, Giddy Up!

24. Ever paid for sex? I have paid dearly, I've been married for 16 years

25. Ever had sex in a club? Nope.

26. How many is too many? Too many what?

27. Ever had group sex? Nope.

28. Ever had cyber sex? Yes.

29. Phone sex? –Yes.

30. Dirtiest Fantasy? Involves Johnny Depp.

31. Ever taped yourself? Yes, and it's sticky.

32. Taken dirty pictures? Of course.

33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? See #2

34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? Not yet.

35. Feel like masturbating now? Yes, I do, all this sex talk makes me hot!

36. Fucked a co-worker? Nope

37. Used someone? Nope

38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Eyes and the curving spot right above the hip.

39. Ever hate fuck somebody? Ummm, yes, I'm married!

40. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? Sometimes, depends on what he's saying.

41. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? Sure, why not?