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    Saturday, October 29, 2005

    I Can't Believe I'm Doing This

    I'm not sure why I am playing along with this, but I'm a joiner. Thanks to Everything Nice, Dzer, and Gigi.

    1. How old are you/male or female? 36, female

    2. How many people have you slept with? Of the same sex 0, Other sex 1 (I married him, can you believe I'm telling you this? I'm such a loser.).

    3. Lost virginity at what age? 19

    4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? Lost count after the 1st week?

    5. How many one nightstands? Refer to #2

    6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other?No

    7. Ever cheated? Nope

    8. How often do you masturbate? As often as needed.

    9. What do you masturbate to? The sound of silence.

    10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? Prince (I've had this dream since I was a teen).

    11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? Nope

    12. Like the taste of pussy? Never tried it

    13. Like the taste of cum? Tastes like soda crackers

    14. Use toys? As often as possible.

    15. Ever masturbated at work? Nope

    16. Craziest place you've had sex? In the snow.

    17. Like anal? Not particularly.

    18. Foot fetish? I think my feet are cute, but everyone else's are gross.

    19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? Whatever will fit.

    20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? Who the Hell is Craig?

    21. How many porn’s do you have? Not sure, maybe 5

    22. Faked an orgasm? Don't have to.

    23. Favorite position? Backward Cowboy, Giddy Up!

    24. Ever paid for sex? I have paid dearly, I've been married for 16 years

    25. Ever had sex in a club? Nope.

    26. How many is too many? Too many what?

    27. Ever had group sex? Nope.

    28. Ever had cyber sex? Yes.

    29. Phone sex? –Yes.

    30. Dirtiest Fantasy? Involves Johnny Depp.

    31. Ever taped yourself? Yes, and it's sticky.

    32. Taken dirty pictures? Of course.

    33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? See #2

    34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? Not yet.

    35. Feel like masturbating now? Yes, I do, all this sex talk makes me hot!

    36. Fucked a co-worker? Nope

    37. Used someone? Nope

    38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Eyes and the curving spot right above the hip.

    39. Ever hate fuck somebody? Ummm, yes, I'm married!

    40. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? Sometimes, depends on what he's saying.

    41. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? Sure, why not?


    gigi said...

    The curving spot above the hip!!!!!!!!!I can't believe I forgot that one. I just wanna run my tongue along that spot!

    DZER said...

    best answers: whatever fits and paid dearly! LOL

    oddly enough ... reading your answers got me ready to masturbate ;)

    SignGurl said...

    Gigi-That spot is the hottest! Love it!

    dzer-Glad I could be of some service to you!

    sassinak said...

    oh man gigi me too!

    and inner elbows!

    ken said...

    as i peruse your blog..deeper reading...i am laughing at your wonderfully frish silliness..and i LOVE your naughtiness..we shall be great friends!!! and i love a naughty gurl! humor and passion are conjoined! keep it coming baby!