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    Sunday, July 20, 2008

    Bachelorette Party Pictures

    Saturday we had a bridal shower for my first cousin. After the shower, we had a bachelorette party on the river boat. I would have taken some boat shots, but it was pouring buckets of rain.

    Did I mention it was Salsa night? I'm in love with Salsa dancing. I can see why this kind of dancing is so seductive.

    The girls all decided that they were going to wear brides maid dresses. I told them that I would in no way, shape or form wear one. I've never been a bride's maid so I wasn't about to go buy a dress. Well, that idea evolved to wearing cocktail dresses. My cousins, the sisters of the bride to be wore dresses that were my grandmas from the 1960's and their mother's wedding dress from a previous marriage. Strangely, their dresses looked up to date. I was the only one wearing my own dress.

    Here is part of the group arriving in the rain:

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    Group shot (this is only part of the group)
    on the staircase up to the second deck:

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    Here I am already half in the bag with the bride to be:

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    Here again is the Bride 2B chewing on a candy g-string:

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    Me and my cousin (in grandma's dress) imbibing in jello shots. I sneaked them in in a giant thermal bag. We did get into trouble for having them on board, but the captain said that as long as he didn't see full ones sitting around, it was ok :

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    My beautiful cousin on the right, from Cali, wearing her mother's
    wedding dress from the 70's:

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    I spent an hour sewing all of these Lifesavers on a shirt. The shirt says, "SUCK FOR A BUCK". The idea is that guys pay to suck a Lifesaver off of her shirt. The unfortunate part was that no one partook in it:

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    The woman in the middle took it upon herself to try to teach some of us super white people the basics of Salsa dancing. She was really patient and easy to follow. Notice the concentration look on my face. I was either trying not to pass out from too much alcohol, or I was actually trying to get the steps down. Oh yeah, that's a friend on the left who is very pregnant. She was awesome enough to be our designated driver:

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    Here is the view from the 2nd floor that overlooks the dance floor. I'm not looking really happy here. I think I was mad because the meth addict that was bartending was on break and the other bartender barely put any alcohol in my drink. I also had just figured out why all those men were standing above us. Quite the view down, eh? The guy on the right is my aunt's friend's brother:

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    The Bride 2B's sisters and me, apparently losing my dress, but not spilling a drop of my drink:

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    We stumbled off the boat after 2am. The girls all decided to come into my house and all of my cousins ended up in bed with Mr. Sign. He looks really upset to be in bed with the Bride 2B passed out and 4 other lovely ladies:

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    After the girls left, Mr. Sign and I decided to do a little 3 am swim *wink wink*. I'm too old to party like this every day.


    Mona said...

    Hey! those are great pictures! I can see you guys enjoying yourselves so much! & everyone around looks so happy! :)

    wish the Bride & groom a happy wedded Life!

    KJ said...

    Ommigosh, it looks like you guys had so much fun!!!!!

    Dark Lady said...

    I'm gald the bride to be is wearing undies!!!

    SignGurl said...

    Mona~ We certainly did have a wonderful time. Thanks for the well wishes for the bride and groom.

    KJ~ Too much fun, to be exact. I'm still paying for it today.

    Dark Lady~ Of all people, I knew that wouldn't get by you ;)

    G-Man said...

    I'd take a shot of insulin, and suck off every Life-Saver you have!

    Rebicmel said...

    Jenn, I have a few years on you yet, but I totally know what you mean about partying like that all the time, it's not so much we don't know how to party, it's we go about it differently lol. Family, kids, and whatever changes our methods, but hey doesn't mean we don't have fun.

    Great pics and it sounds like you all have a great time, minus the meth awol bartender woot lol.

    Have a great day.

    lime said...

    lol, you all are a wild bunch. glad you had fun though.

    kimmyk said...

    those are some great pics!
    and i love the dress of the one girl in her momma's 1970's wedding dress!!!

    and yeah, i can't party like i did when i was 20something. i mean, i dont even know how i did it then for craps sake!

    Evening said...

    You guys look like you had so much fun. And you look just beautiful.

    You know, I do pole dancing bachlorette parties. Next time you have to party with the girls you need to call me. I have a portable pole and MICHIGAN is not that far from WISCONSIN.

    Glad you had a wonderful time.

    Lori said...

    LMAO at your 'half in the bag' comment and also at your dress falling off but no spilling of the alcohol! BWAHAHHAHA
    You have a family that knows how to party! LOL

    barman said...

    You guys are having a blast but I just knew you would. I think fun times folow you around. Dark Lady is right but I was not going to say a word. Hopefully by now your head is back to normal. Any more I do not always drink at a party. I guess the thought of getting all drunked up just makes my head hurt.

    Oh I visited you super park you took my by on Sarah's graduation day. What an awesome place. I even saw a couple of deer. Now that I did not expect. Thank you for mentioning it.

    Jack said...

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    BTExpress said...

    Undies? What pink undies?

    terry said...

    looks like a good time to me!

    i'm envious of your tan.

    Anonymous said...

    ladies, all the ladies! louda now help me out! all the ladies! wooohooooooo! what fun pics, SG. y'all really now how to have a great time!